Large Hadron Collider

Anhar Miah said:
Oh yea forgot to mention i read in an article, in the last collider some one tried to saboatge the experiments, they ACTUALLY found beer cans lodged inside the tunnels!! the brand was not disclosed!

this is really bad, because any debris can obstruct the path of the protons...

hope no one decides to mess with this one..
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Holy crap! That just brought to mind Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds- "Nerds!" As he drains a beer, smashes the can on his forehead, then tosses it inside the machine!
 
Anhar Miah said:
that reactions like these are happing ALL the time, we are being bombared by particles from space which are crashing onto earth's surface, the only thing different between that and CERN, is that it is happening inside a controlled lab.
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Yea, that's what the last scientist who tried this experiment said. His name was God and it is said that he created the big bang.

;)
 
My favorite response to LHC critics--

Prof Brian Cox of Manchester University: "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."
 
I can't wait for all the 'dem derned sci-un-tists don't know what they're a-doin an' they shoulda consulted us non-sci-un-tists because we knows better' types, to publicly eat their words and apologize for their stupid fear-mongering, now that the machine is in operation and the world hasn't ended.

Not that I'm holding my breath.
 
If the world ended that would suck. But I can tell you it probably won't.

It's funny as we get closer to 2012 people get more and more pessimistic. I researched the Mayans for years. And I can assure you the world won't end. No use getting into the whole explanation - unless someone is interested.
 
For all you whipper-snapper non-believers who don't think this devil contraption isn't going to destroy our world, I've got two letters (and one number) for you...

Y2K!!!


Remember that? No, of course not. Nobody remembers the last time the world came to an end. Haven't we learned anything from our last mass extinction? Technology + People = BOOM (or a big bang).

BTW I always knew Switzerland was up to no good. For years they've remained neutral and only had those darn pocket knives to defend themselves. Now they've got the biggest weapon on the planet. Very sneaky, Switzerland. Very sneaky.
 
I like their rap. For a bunch of scientists, it's really not that bad!

haha!

In that rap video they talk about rolled up dimensions. I'm telling you it's Event Horizon! lol.
 
Only with the addition of Sam Neill covered in scar tissue, rasping on about dimensions of pure chaos...pure...eeeeevil...
 
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