alone...

GageFX said:
Hi Jeff, why dont you have a seat. Do you know who I am? My name is Chris Hansen and I'm with dateline NBC. I have a transcript here where you call yourself JEFFYBOO101. Would you like me to read what you said?


Uh.... I just wanna go... this is a misunderstanding...


And, what is this about PENGUINS, Jeff? Why dont you explain yourself?
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Bring out the cameras...

Have you watched the show before?

Yes.

So you know what's going on.

Yes. Please don't show my face.

You said quote: I want to *** peanut butter and jelly all **** **** ****** and then **** it ***. What did you mean by this?

Uh...I, um...I was going to teach her how to make a sandwhich. You are misuderstanding what I said.

(I am tempted to not even post this as I have lost interest in the joke and can no longer remember where I am going with it...)
 
(I am tempted to not even post this as I have lost interest in the joke and can no longer remember where I am going with it...)
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I was just starting to be entertained.

Okay... Idea for a web series... a COPS-like series where the cameras follow the Predator as he talks on his way, then gets confronted by Chris Hansen. But not played as a joke (like Reno 911), play it seriously.
 
GageFX said:
I was just starting to be entertained.
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I bet...pervert.

GageFX said:
Okay... Idea for a web series... a COPS-like series where the cameras follow the Predator as he talks on his way, then gets confronted by Chris Hansen. But not played as a joke (like Reno 911), play it seriously.
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Hmm...I think this could work. Do I get to be the Chris Hansen guy or the predator?

shawneous said:
So...I'm late to Brice's drinking party. What did the original post say?
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Who the hell knows anymore...

I think this sums up the lineage of this thread thus far:

1) Briceman feels like talking about his loneliness yet again.
2) Briceman decides he no longer wants to talk about it.
3) Penguin casually drops an issue he is having.
4) People eat it up for some reason and throw a bunch of advice at him.
5) Briceman gets confused and thinks things that are on topic are actually off topic.
6) GageFX, once again, brings Chris Hansen into things.
7) Penguin makes a very ridiculous post (but then again, what's new?)
8) Like every thread, this one gives way to a new film/series idea. (Yes, we're filmmakers)
9) Shawn, rather than read the 3 pages, decides to ask for a play by play.
10) Penguin provides requested play by play in a witty and comical manner (but then again, what's new? :))

And there you have it, my patented "Penguin 10-Step Thread Summary"
 
9) is incorrect, I actually, sadly, read all 9 pages. I overwhelmingly got the gist of it, just never saw the actual first thread.

Brice, dont know what to say, except that I have a nice God-fearing wife. Daily available sex is a wonderful thing in stressful filmmaking!

Oh wait, were we supposed to be supportive?
 
Oh, i'm too mean. Alright Brandon, I was there buddy, thankfully I got my girl and when I least expected, she was one of my actresses (work that angle, the whole director-actress thing, it totally works! :-)
 
shawneous said:
9) is incorrect, I actually, sadly, read all 9 pages. I overwhelmingly got the gist of it, just never saw the actual first thread.

Brice, dont know what to say, except that I have a nice God-fearing wife. Daily available sex is a wonderful thing in stressful filmmaking!

Oh wait, were we supposed to be supportive?
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Damn. I was wrong. That's a first. Congrats on making me look like an idiot, Shawn. :grin:

For some reason I thought there was only like 3 pages, boy was I off. Funny thing is, I've read every page. I guess this is what happens when you toggle 20 threads at once in one browser window. :) It was a joke anyway, I knew you probably read before posting. B did change his post, even before I saw it, but I got the idea and ran with it.
 
Shawn, it was very brief. I believe even shorter than the revised post. He didnt go in to any details, it was something like

Alone..... (subject line)

.....sad.


Something that basic. He didnt go into any detail.



Penguin said:
Hmm...I think this could work. Do I get to be the Chris Hansen guy or the predator?
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Uh.... sorry to typecast, but you play the 12 yr old girl.


Penguo said:
Congrats on making me look like an idiot, Shawn.
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That's all you, buddy. Stand proud.
 
The 12 year old girl remark was original and funny. The last joke was predictable. In fact, I purposely left the door open on that one to see if anyone was stupid enough to walk through. Congrats, Gage! :grin:
 
Ya know it seems like every time Chris Hansen shows up on this forum he wants to talk to me about something... What did I do? Just trying to help an OPP out...

ConspiracyPenguin said:
I bet...pervert.



Hmm...I think this could work. Do I get to be the Chris Hansen guy or the predator?



Who the hell knows anymore...

I think this sums up the lineage of this thread thus far:

1) Briceman feels like talking about his loneliness yet again.
2) Briceman decides he no longer wants to talk about it.
3) Penguin casually drops an issue he is having.
4) People eat it up for some reason and throw a bunch of advice at him.
5) Briceman gets confused and thinks things that are on topic are actually off topic.
6) GageFX, once again, brings Chris Hansen into things.
7) Penguin makes a very ridiculous post (but then again, what's new?)
8) Like every thread, this one gives way to a new film/series idea. (Yes, we're filmmakers)
9) Shawn, rather than read the 3 pages, decides to ask for a play by play.
10) Penguin provides requested play by play in a witty and comical manner (but then again, what's new? :))

And there you have it, my patented "Penguin 10-Step Thread Summary"
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