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FADE IN:
INT. GENERAL STORE - DAY
REX (30s) dressed in a fine suit sits at a small table in the back of
the store. On the floor next to him sits a black valise and on the
table are several stacks of papers.
EXT. GENERAL STORE - DAY
A horse comes to a stop at the rail outside the store. Boots drop
to the ground next to the horse, and the man inside them JOHNNY (late 20s)
knocks the dust from his pants.
INT. GENERAL STORE - DAY
The door opens and Johnny saunters inside.
JOHNNY
Mornin' pops. He here?
POPS (60s) looks up from behind the counter.
POPS
At the table in back.
Johnny pulls his hat off and nods his head toward Pops. He turns and
strides to the table in back.
INT. GENERAL STORE - BACK TABLE - CONTINUOUS
Rex looks up as Johnny approaches.
REX
Morning son. What can I do
for you?
Johnny sits down across the table from Rex, he lays his
six-gun on the table in front of him.
JOHNNY
I need me some o' yore
insurance.
Rex smiles, pulls a pen from his inner breast pocket and straightens
the papers in front of him.
REX
Excellent, just a couple questions.
Rex glides the pen across the page as he reads.
REX
(CONT'D)
Ever had an accident?
JOHNNY
Nope, nary a one.
Rex looks up, a little surprised.
REX
None? You've never had any
accidents?
JOHNNY
Nope. Ain't never had one. Never
REX
That's awfully hard to
believe. No accidents at all?
Johnny lays his hand on the pistol and looks Rex directly in the eye.
JOHNNY
You calling me a liar?
Rex grows visibly agitated, looks toward Pops.
REX
N-No, of course not. Just seems
surprising that someone lives
as long as you and never has
anything happen.
Johnny sits back in his seat. He pulls his hat off and scratches his
forehead.
JOHNNY
Well, a rattler bit me once.
REX
Wouldn't you consider that an
accident?
JOHNNY
Nope! The varmint bit me on
purpose.
FADE OUT:
Oh SH*T!! LOL!Opening? That's the whole thing
And, no, for those who are worried I spilled the beans ... that's not the real script. Was just having a little fun