Lawrie's Exciting Erotic Video Feedback Thread!

lawriejaffa

lawriejaffa

Veteran
Yes my little darlings,

from the Adolescent American Yankee writing a tearful drama about a teen on the verge of suicide over the loss of a pink ipod, to the Ukranian arthouse drama decorated with the latest in synthesised electro soundtracks (with casts wearing clothes only i would consider fashionable hehe) I shall be providing charming feedback to them all!

While Lossfest saw the terrifying emergence of my Audio reviews (which comprised of me recording myself doing improvised responses...) a bit like the erotic Lawrie phone service actually (numbers will be included later in this post).

Press 1. for Sigmund Freud
Press 2. For Lucian Frued
Press 3. for Salvador Dali (he's popular in Bohemian circles.)

Anyway...

This time i shall be providing video feedback - yes VIDEO! I call it feedback because while one would normally say 'review' its just offensive really for a participant in the festival to 'review' their peers work. I should add that the feedback will be posted after at least the first round of voting.

The feedback will comprise of a focus on the ideas behind the story, the story itself, and the films purpose. These are qualities i consider important in a film and what i intend to focus on. However, i will discuss also other technical artistic elements, such as performances and cinematography, sound design etc and particularly writing.

The idea behind this is that they can help filmmakers with a more intellectual focussed discussion of their film - where as most feedback tends to focus on particular specific elements (most of which technical.)

It should also provide filmmakers with a kalaidescope of wonderful quotes (and yes im sure i did not spell kalasdcopse right... or is it kolosocopes ARGH.)

Because I am a narcisstic megalomaniac who likes to celebrate himself, akin to a man booking himself for his own entertainment in a room filled with magic mirrors... then of course It won't just be an ordinary feedback video!

We are going with a charming kitsch British perspective of 19th Parisian inspired eroticism with a hint of burlesque and debauchery. This is the only way i can motivate myself to such ridiculous lengths and the next stage of this exciting thread will be the audition of my wonderful assistant!

Yes, for while I'll have wine... suit and tails hehe she will be making her own additional comments in something a little more comfortable (though she may not have my sense of humour.)

So gentlemen... take a deep breath.
 
(nice avatar pic BTW)
Click to expand...

Solomon is this your way of flirting! If so i have demands you know, i expect hot chocolate and cookies - only saying (Actually im sure thats a sexual expression in Nevada) we'll not do that!

Here you go Solomon -

me.jpg


Hehe and if there is a particulary discerning young lady who might be viewing ;) mioweee
 
Last edited:
The only difference between you Zaza and a hermaphodite prostitute is that he/she will add to the end of your line...

Oh... you're just beggin' to be bobbled 'giiiirlfriend'!

Its a pre-op thing probably...

And so the mods appreciate that i understand... my bizarre responsive post to dear Zaza will probably not last long here. But if it does, i honestly believe it will lead to the spread of Democracy in the Middle East (somewhere between Edinburgh and Inverness)
 
Muhahaha, but yes this is a fun thread, which i believe will have useful info - and its also my apolagetic sorry i couldnt post more in all your film threads - er mega post! But the video and detail into your films i hope makes up for my somewhat anti-social little posting in all of your threads.

Will you gentlemen be fine letting me use footage during the review of your films? I'll make a list. That will at least give me some cutaways to drink the wine i'll be holding :p
 
You stylish fellow, you. I eagerly await your video feedback on the films. It's always a pleasure listening to your comments, but now we get to see them performed for us by Orson Welles himself! (Really, you do bare a fair amount of resemblance to him. A young Welles, that is).
 
Thats a very kind compliment Lawsuit thank you - he is one of my favourites and was certainly a more handsome man than I *twiddles hair* yes yes, well except on weekends :)

Success in art means everything beyond our daily bread :)
 
I think its a fantastic idea and i hate to be the one to rain on a dvxfest parade, but introducing footage from the films while the fest is ongoing will disqualify them. you can subvert this by using stills as opposed to moving footage.
 
On the contrary Zak actually i think that fits even better with the theme of my video feedback (ie. it has a little 'period 20's dash to it) and hey - stills will look a lot sexier and classier i think anyway in this regard.

So my admirable friend worry not you are not raining on the dvxfest parade! I'll make sure to use stills!

Perhaps not those from Zaza's private collection because the ones we took from Miss Laid (when Whinnie the Pooh was playing the lead were a little too exotic!) It got dirty fast!
 
Look forward to your review Lawrie. Especially since itll be a little dashing video.
 
You may use my footage as long as you are kind and generous in your feedback (you should probably have the wine first...)
If you can't be kind...at least be honest! I really look forward to seeing these reviews!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top