Urine Trouble

SBT7000 said:
JDS> Thanks for the warning, wouldnt wanna get disqualified after this much. But, i was going to post raw footage from our shoot. Not anything that would make it into the movie, but some sort of inbetween-takes kinda-footage. thats cool, right?
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John_Hudson said:
For this Fest we are going to try something a little different. We are going to allow the hype machine to come out. What does that mean ?

It mean's you can pimp and promote your film. There is a catch

Film's can only be promoted here at dvxuser inside your own unique threads. No external site(s) or link's are permitted (Unless a video or image host) Like the indiviual film discussion's, we will have the same for the Horrorfest films.

You can showcase storyboards, script segments, final score's or in progress, production still's, audition's, headshot's, behind the scene's video and making of specials, art-work and conceptual design, set dressing, location's and even One Sheet's (the Film's poster) but one thing you cannot do:

NO FOOTAGE FROM ACTUAL FILM CAN BE SHOWN UNTIL THE OFFICIAL FESTIVAL START.

Keep in mind, like all good film's, what you show can help or hurt you; giving away the plot point and secret may not be in your best interest or maybe hyping it too much may let some people down. Consider this an excercise is marketing and promotion for future project's, but

NO FILM FOOTAGE FROM THE ACTUAL FILM!

Th only Footy allowed is behind the scene's and interview type stuff. Last time said:

NO ACTUAL FOOTAGE FROM THE FILM IS ALLOWED UNTIL THE FESTIVAL PREMIERE
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I think that's Ok ... sounds like BTS to me.

But I heave to make a disclaimer with this. If you read the rules above as I do then post away. But DON'T DO IT based on anything I say. Even though it seems cool, I would hate to mislead someone accidently and have them get DQed so if you have the slightest doubt PM John_Hudson and make sure.

Between takes stuff seems kosher by my reading though - AND I WANT TO SEE IT!
 
Thanks for the objective info, appreciate it.

Not sure if its clear: That above frame is NOT, i repeat, NOT from Urine Trouble, but from something seperate, a feature called, Pink Crane Knob. I'm helping our special efx guy shoot the rest of his movie in return for some model-making and blood spray-work on Urine Trouble. Basically I'm shooting two horror flicks at once here. I just thought horror fans may enjoy the general nastiness that Urine Trouble has at its disposal. thanks for the feedback
 
Last movie I did with this guy, he made people chew on raw cow stomach. Now a urine movie! I can only imagine!
 
RAW?! We cooked it over the campfire... well, maybe it was just well defrosted. But who wants to chew on frozen cow stomach, anyways. thats just gross.
 
A few drops of methane blue, found at most pet stores will make your best friends pee blue for a few days (non-toxic) hell use a whole bottle.
 
So I get a call from the director last night. "Our lead has dropped out, we need a replacement." Of course I agree and yet I get no response. "So, what should we do?" I ask. "Well, you kind of look like our guy. Why don't you do it?". I think about it and decide maybe I should step in and help in this way. Then I ask, "When will we reshoot that first scene then?". Silence..."Hello?". "Like I said you guys kind of look a like so it shouldn't be a problem."

To be continuted...
 
EvilTeenIdols said:
So I get a call from the director last night. "Our lead has dropped out, we need a replacement." Of course I agree and yet I get no response. "So, what should we do?" I ask. "Well, you kind of look like our guy. Why don't you do it?". I think about it and decide maybe I should step in and help in this way. Then I ask, "When will we reshoot that first scene then?". Silence..."Hello?". "Like I said you guys kind of look a like so it shouldn't be a problem."

To be continuted...
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bwahaha! :grin:
(not that you lost your lead, but the conversation)

KEEP US POSTED ON THIS ONE!

Good Luck :thumbsup:
 
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One More Urine Poster

One More Urine Poster

ANOTHER POSTER YA'LLL!!!!!
I figure if I keep making these posters, the 5min movie will shoot itself.
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Speaking of toilet horror... last night I ate a bunch of bratwurst and grilled corn on the cob, along with that I drank like 7 beers. And after drinking some coffee just now, i think my horror movie just shot itself. RIGHT INTO THE TOILET
 
SBT7000 said:
Speaking of toilet horror... last night I ate a bunch of bratwurst and grilled corn on the cob, along with that I drank like 7 beers. And after drinking some coffee just now, i think my horror movie just shot itself. RIGHT INTO THE TOILET
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That's ill. And I was just about to eat my sausage and corn omelette. :Drogar-Shock(DBG):


John G.
 
SBT7000 said:
Speaking of toilet horror... last night I ate a bunch of bratwurst and grilled corn on the cob, along with that I drank like 7 beers. And after drinking some coffee just now, i think my horror movie just shot itself. RIGHT INTO THE TOILET
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If you'd tried to hold it in, you could've made the sequel to Urine Trouble...called it "Prairie Doggin': Curse of the 'Wurst " or something.

:grin:
 
Thats incredibly funny, but my guts hurt everytime I laugh at "curse of the 'wurst"... they're still sore from the movement.
 
Quick Update from the Director's Log:
Serious setbacks. I'm unable to export the 1st half of project to our sound designer due to a deep, dark ghetto that's been growing inside my computer. Our composer is having similiar, but more viral issues with his computer and is unable to get me the music. Our main actor's employer (I won't drop names... BEST BUY) has been quite late in supplying next week's schedule to him, putting off our shoot and the location's reservation. Also, while making his feature film, our special effx guy seems to have fallen in love with one of the many random girls he pulls off of the sidewalk to act in his movie. He has been unreachable for a few days, and is holding on to all of the foam rubber, latex, fake blood and the finished mutilated crotch appliance needed for this weeks shoot. More to come....
 
Man ... whew ... sounds like Ur ... ine Trouble

sorry couldn't resist.

Seriously sorry to hear that. We've had a ton of pitfalls too. Hope you get through it all :thumbsup:
 
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