Urine Trouble

SBT7000 said:
Griffin->
That's interesting, will have to keep the green-pee pills in mind for future use. But for now, I've got enough to worry about with our mutilated-crotch appliances. Thanks for all the support up in here, we're super-close to production and can't wait see other entries.
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What in the hell is a "mutilated-crotch appliance"? :eek:

Maybe I don't want to know.


SBT7000 said:
I'd like to get that one song.... "Detachable Penis" except I don't know who made it, I just remember it being on Beavis and Butthead. "Dammit Stewart, tell your mom to get some more nachos!"
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Damn it! Now I'll have the song stuck in my head all day. :)

That tune's by King Missle, BTW.


John G.
 
a mutilated crotch appliance may be many things... latex and blood, pizza and latex, torn-up condoms filled with pudding. But a detachable penis, now thats pure bliss
 
Still do a chuckle-laugh when I read "urine trouble." As I mentioned before, the double-play on words is neato.

I have NO IDEA where you're going with it but it stands to be interesting as it is. Just... I hope nothing crawls into someone's penis. -=(

Should I even ask what your prime location is?
 
If you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it...

Hey, that would make a great tagline... :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
tommyinla said:
If you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it...

Hey, that would make a great tagline... :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
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How about,

If you shake more than 3 times, you're dead.
 
Several other tags I thoght of (which are eerily similiar to what you all are talking...)
Shake, Shake, Your Dead
Mr. Happy No More
...A Different Kind of Burn

But I really like, "You'll Never Pee Again" that just cracks me up, so does the gratuitous use of "wiener"
OK OK.... I wanted this project to be shrouded in a bit of mystery, but I'll give a few aspects away. Most of the horror takes place in a public restroom, which could been guessed, and No, nothing crawls up a penis. Cmon, that's just messed up. But we do plan to operate on a similiar level of taboo.... more to come, big shoot this Sunday.
 
I think he should do a fake critic writeup on it that says "...you'll never pee in a urinal again after watching this." or "...you'll always pee sitting down after seeing this movie."
 
Critics Review of Urine Trouble

This movie will grab you where it counts and and shake until it squeezes every last drop of terror out of you. Just when you think everything will come out OK, you'll find yourself clinched without any hope that relief will ever flow. This film will leave even the most macho man robbed of his manhood. So utterly horrifying is this film that even the devoted club of horror fans eagerly awaiting its release will have significantly fewer members after viewing. See this film at your own risk.
 
For a second there I thought you were gonna write--

"And just when you thought everything came out OK? You pull up your pants and you walk out and more dribbles down your thigh."...

APparently that only happens to me.
 
ha!! its great to see another one out there with a 'dirty mind' down in the gutters. Cept... of course yours looks to be literal with the 'john'. :) Mine's just one big brwon pond.

Looking forward to seeing your film!

/j
 
YO Koli>
It sounds as though you got some major Urine Troubles! HAHAHHAHAH Ahhh... puns. no really, I like that write up. Especially: "See this film at your own risk." That would get me into a theater instantly. Our monster has finally been designed. Pics may be posted soon, not sure if I wanna give it all away, though.
 
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