ExtremeSleuth
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we'd do dinner and a movie then back to my place and talk about any celebrities that died on that day...
Need some advice....
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Brandon Rice
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NICE! hahaha!
BLUESPIDER
DVXuser Ninja
This is how I met my girl..
Me: (holding DVX in hand) Man this sucker is heavy, you want to hold it?
Girl: uh, no.
Me: It shoots 24p
Girl: Really?
Me: And it does 30 and can swtich really fast.
Girl: well, is it a A or B model?
Me: It's only an A. I'm old school.
Girl: um, I guess since you have a nice looking matte box, I'll have sex with you.
Me: (Turns camera off)
Me: (holding DVX in hand) Man this sucker is heavy, you want to hold it?
Girl: uh, no.
Me: It shoots 24p
Girl: Really?
Me: And it does 30 and can swtich really fast.
Girl: well, is it a A or B model?
Me: It's only an A. I'm old school.
Girl: um, I guess since you have a nice looking matte box, I'll have sex with you.
Me: (Turns camera off)
ExtremeSleuth
Veteran
hmm... maybe i'll take her to my cousin's wedding.... ya that's the ticket LOL
AHAHAHA!
BLUESPIDER said:
AHAHAHA!
Brandon Rice
Distributed Producer
Brilliant, weddings are always a good excuse.
ExtremeSleuth
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that means i only have the wedding and reception to seal the deal... no overtime
mikkowilson
Steadi-Guru
1). Just go talk to her.
2). This thread is hillarious! :grin:
And that's the winning post right there.
- Mikko
2). This thread is hillarious! :grin:
Blaine said:You could always show her your scythe...rogar-BigGrin(DBG)
And that's the winning post right there.
- Mikko
Jason Ramsey
Admin
BLUESPIDER said:
Shoulda been turns camera on.
Dude. You only live once. Don't take it so seriously. It'll just give you ulcers or something in the future. I know easier said than done. Just don't think so much about it. That will just make it harder for you to be comfortable (yourself) around her and will interfere with her getting to know you. Girls just want to be able to feel relaxed around you. But you might want to lay off the magic tricks a bit... (just kidding... sort of)
Good Luck.
I got my girl when I stopped trying to find a girl. And now I am married and have a 5 month old. We skipped the akward courtship crap and went straight to the sex. Then we were comfortable around each other, so we were able to get to know one another in peace
Good luck to ya
Jason
imgentertainment@mac
The Reverend
ravinesedge said:
LMAO, I think she will really find it intesting that your hobbys include, Making films, Walks on the beach, and Dead Celebrites. It is birilent not the same conversation that she has with every other guy that thinks shes hot. I would just go up to her and say hey I was wondering what you thought about the croc hunnters death. And then go Oh thats intesting would you like to come over and i'll show you my scrape book full of my fav dead people J/K Anyway just go up to her and with all the cofendence in the world tell her you have tickets to some kind of show not movie but show and that you would be dealited if she would acompany you. :thumbsup:
Slimothy
Veteran
Mine was similar to Bluespider's:
Me: (Holding her sister's boobs in my hands) "Oh hello. Are these yours?"
Her: "Umm....No, I think they belong to my sister, but don't worry, she's passed out" (shes blonde)
Me: "Oh, okay, wanna go take off our clothes, dance naked and I can turn on my dvx and let it watch?"
Her: "sure."
Ta daaaa.
On a more serious note, I think you're doing okay I would just suggest a couple things:
No movie
AND....................
Put away your magic tricks. Those are for after you get her in the snizzack.
But, what do I know, I've only banged half the Lakers cheerleading squad.
Me: (Holding her sister's boobs in my hands) "Oh hello. Are these yours?"
Her: "Umm....No, I think they belong to my sister, but don't worry, she's passed out" (shes blonde)
Me: "Oh, okay, wanna go take off our clothes, dance naked and I can turn on my dvx and let it watch?"
Her: "sure."
Ta daaaa.
On a more serious note, I think you're doing okay I would just suggest a couple things:
No movie
AND....................
Put away your magic tricks. Those are for after you get her in the snizzack.
But, what do I know, I've only banged half the Lakers cheerleading squad.
GlimmerGhost
Well-known member
Hey Ravinsedge,
got some pointers here which could help.
If you really have a wedding close, then just say it matter of factly but not like your asking her out. "Hey, my cousin is having a wedding next weekend. He's such a nice guy, deserves to be happy with his wife. You like weddings? Hey, you know what?! I'm supposed to take someone along, would you like to come?" If shes pensive then add something to pull her in, "Can you dance? If not I can show you."
Did you stutter or catch your breath? Then you say, ' Oh man, you know I get a little shy." Let her ask, dont tell her.
"Why am i nervous you ask?... uhhh, well who wouldnt be around you?"
Improvise around that if there is no wedding.
Date suggestions:
Dinner and a Movie is 3rd date, and it has to be a chick flick, a comedy or a horror, dont you dare take her to see "Underworld".
Avoid cheesyness, she might know shes beautiful, she might not. Tell her once during the last stretch of the date.
If you try to kiss her on your first date and you are rejected, do not try again, dont take it personal, dont get depressed. Just turn your head down, compose yourself and look up with a smile. "I'm glad to have gotten to know you _____, Have a nice night." Dont try to get anything else out of her.
Good first date?: Mini-Golf (it dosent matter if both of you suck and it breaks the ice), Billiards (only if your good and for gods sakes get behind her and show her how to play), Dave & Busters, Bowling as a last resort and of course, Yessss to a wedding. If you can take her to a wedding and you can dance then your in like flint, as long as you give her space and let her look for you during some part of the day. It'll establish a need if you play coy only after youve showed her a good time. If she wants more, shell come.
2nd date:
Ice cream and a walk. It's just a quickie, this is where you aske her out to that dinner and a movie.
In any other senario, dancing can be a first date, but I would definetly leave it for the 4th. Same principle as a movie, you dont get to talk as much.
5th, 6th or 7th date: Cedar Point. This can also be the bribe 1st date.
"Hey, I got ahold of some cedar point tickets, I wasnt sure who to bring along but i thought id ask you. Its gonna be real fun!"
Other advice: if you have a car, moped, bus ticket... then when you find out where she works (because she tells you where its at) at some point between dates 5 and 10 go visit her at work and bring her breakfast or lunch. DO NOT stick around. Let her marinate on your sweetness which in layman means give it, kiss on the cheek and say, "I was just thinking you might be hungry, anyway, here you go. Got to go."
Things to do after a tenth date: Take her out for breakfast, they expect dinner, almost never breakfast and that keeps em on their toes.
She got her license yet? Take her on personalized driving lessons and get her an appointment at the dmv. Study with her. Make sure she passes.
Topics to talk about: Stay off the norms, religion, politics, math, and news and weather. Lay off the small talk, you ask a question- she starts talking? Make sure she keeps talking - Forget what you want to talk about - if she babbles on for an hour? Thats a good thing. Just nod and smile and consider it practice for marriage.
Again, if your at school, in the mall, at a restaurant, as a friend as a boyfriend or as a date - Make DAMN sure she talks and pay attention. Retain what she says and use it when she forgets she told you. Shell be surprised at how much you know about her.
She says she got a boyfriend? "Well what does he do?" in other words the boyfriend is a golden god until he screws up. If she comes crying, he's an asshole.
Last but not least, be accesible, but not too accesible.
Be a nice guy, but not too nice.
be a friend, but for a millisecond, be a jerk.
And most important: Fake CONFIDENCE.
Good Luck.
got some pointers here which could help.
If you really have a wedding close, then just say it matter of factly but not like your asking her out. "Hey, my cousin is having a wedding next weekend. He's such a nice guy, deserves to be happy with his wife. You like weddings? Hey, you know what?! I'm supposed to take someone along, would you like to come?" If shes pensive then add something to pull her in, "Can you dance? If not I can show you."
Did you stutter or catch your breath? Then you say, ' Oh man, you know I get a little shy." Let her ask, dont tell her.
"Why am i nervous you ask?... uhhh, well who wouldnt be around you?"
Improvise around that if there is no wedding.
Date suggestions:
Dinner and a Movie is 3rd date, and it has to be a chick flick, a comedy or a horror, dont you dare take her to see "Underworld".
Avoid cheesyness, she might know shes beautiful, she might not. Tell her once during the last stretch of the date.
If you try to kiss her on your first date and you are rejected, do not try again, dont take it personal, dont get depressed. Just turn your head down, compose yourself and look up with a smile. "I'm glad to have gotten to know you _____, Have a nice night." Dont try to get anything else out of her.
Good first date?: Mini-Golf (it dosent matter if both of you suck and it breaks the ice), Billiards (only if your good and for gods sakes get behind her and show her how to play), Dave & Busters, Bowling as a last resort and of course, Yessss to a wedding. If you can take her to a wedding and you can dance then your in like flint, as long as you give her space and let her look for you during some part of the day. It'll establish a need if you play coy only after youve showed her a good time. If she wants more, shell come.
2nd date:
Ice cream and a walk. It's just a quickie, this is where you aske her out to that dinner and a movie.
In any other senario, dancing can be a first date, but I would definetly leave it for the 4th. Same principle as a movie, you dont get to talk as much.
5th, 6th or 7th date: Cedar Point. This can also be the bribe 1st date.
"Hey, I got ahold of some cedar point tickets, I wasnt sure who to bring along but i thought id ask you. Its gonna be real fun!"
Other advice: if you have a car, moped, bus ticket... then when you find out where she works (because she tells you where its at) at some point between dates 5 and 10 go visit her at work and bring her breakfast or lunch. DO NOT stick around. Let her marinate on your sweetness which in layman means give it, kiss on the cheek and say, "I was just thinking you might be hungry, anyway, here you go. Got to go."
Things to do after a tenth date: Take her out for breakfast, they expect dinner, almost never breakfast and that keeps em on their toes.
She got her license yet? Take her on personalized driving lessons and get her an appointment at the dmv. Study with her. Make sure she passes.
Topics to talk about: Stay off the norms, religion, politics, math, and news and weather. Lay off the small talk, you ask a question- she starts talking? Make sure she keeps talking - Forget what you want to talk about - if she babbles on for an hour? Thats a good thing. Just nod and smile and consider it practice for marriage.
Again, if your at school, in the mall, at a restaurant, as a friend as a boyfriend or as a date - Make DAMN sure she talks and pay attention. Retain what she says and use it when she forgets she told you. Shell be surprised at how much you know about her.
She says she got a boyfriend? "Well what does he do?" in other words the boyfriend is a golden god until he screws up. If she comes crying, he's an asshole.
Last but not least, be accesible, but not too accesible.
Be a nice guy, but not too nice.
be a friend, but for a millisecond, be a jerk.
And most important: Fake CONFIDENCE.
Good Luck.
ExtremeSleuth
Veteran
the wedding idea was just a joke... i wouldnt take someone i just met to the wedding
I have an old saying: Strike while the iron is hot. What I mean is if a door opens you better well get in there while you can. That said, getting to know her is a good option and that may produce a moment where something can happen... half the battle is just identifying this. But timed well you can make your move.
There is a danger, some girls will NEVER EVER find you attractive... it happens and they will NEVER EVER be interested. Why? well they just dont get that buzz from you that one requires. Does it mean your ugly? No. Does it mean your not good enough? No. Just means that thing isnt kicking in for her. So spending a lot of time getting to know her when you end up realise that "hey I just wanted her cause shes is BEAUTIFUL" when she says no and you no longer want to be her friend ends up down a shallow road. First.. if you havent talked ot her... why do you like her? Is she confident? Does she have what you want? (confidence). Anyway I could go on and on.
Get to some party where she is and at a time she is relaxed talk to her and go for the goal or spend eternity wondering or masturbating.
Sorry me + beer = sometimes incoherent.
There is a danger, some girls will NEVER EVER find you attractive... it happens and they will NEVER EVER be interested. Why? well they just dont get that buzz from you that one requires. Does it mean your ugly? No. Does it mean your not good enough? No. Just means that thing isnt kicking in for her. So spending a lot of time getting to know her when you end up realise that "hey I just wanted her cause shes is BEAUTIFUL" when she says no and you no longer want to be her friend ends up down a shallow road. First.. if you havent talked ot her... why do you like her? Is she confident? Does she have what you want? (confidence). Anyway I could go on and on.
Get to some party where she is and at a time she is relaxed talk to her and go for the goal or spend eternity wondering or masturbating.
Sorry me + beer = sometimes incoherent.
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MalcolmOng
Veteran
I wonder why brandon commented here....Dvxuser's favourite bachelor...
Brandon Rice
Distributed Producer
MalcolmOng said:
Why I oughta! :angry:
Hairy Lime
Well-known member
Just get her drunk. Then it won't matter if she has a boyfriend.
Charli
cool little "title"
WOW - no wonder you guys sleep alone with your dvx cameras next to your bed.
Good Lord!
Okay, listen to ME, I'm a girl and I know exactly what you need to do. First,
when she talks to you, does she give you her full attention, or is she just being
polite and is really into talking to her friends instead? If you have her attention,
then you talk to her after class for a few weeks.
That's right, a few weeks. Make it two or three. FAMILIARITY makes a girl secure.
The more she talks to you, the more comfortable she feels around you. The
more willing she'll be to go out with you.
After a trying day at class, one in which you don't know what the Hades the
teach was saying, you ask her out for COFFEE. That's right. A coffee date
with no intentions of this going anywhere else.
Coffee means if she finds you boring she can escape quickly, as can you. It's
not an intimate surrounding and you can ask her to join you after class, after
the day is over, to TALK about homework, anything surrounding that particular
subject.
A coffee date initiated by you should happen only weekly UNLESS she suggest
you go out to a movie or some other place. Otherwise, after two or three
coffee dates, then you can move in and ask her out on a real date. By then
she won't be nervous and will really ENJOY herself.
One thing you guys don't know about girls is that most will be guarded UNTIL
they can trust you. Those girls that matter anyhow. Do you know what a girl
wants during a date? Conversation. Someone she can connect with.
So start with coffee and talk about that class. That's my advice.
Charli
Good Lord!
Okay, listen to ME, I'm a girl and I know exactly what you need to do. First,
when she talks to you, does she give you her full attention, or is she just being
polite and is really into talking to her friends instead? If you have her attention,
then you talk to her after class for a few weeks.
That's right, a few weeks. Make it two or three. FAMILIARITY makes a girl secure.
The more she talks to you, the more comfortable she feels around you. The
more willing she'll be to go out with you.
After a trying day at class, one in which you don't know what the Hades the
teach was saying, you ask her out for COFFEE. That's right. A coffee date
with no intentions of this going anywhere else.
Coffee means if she finds you boring she can escape quickly, as can you. It's
not an intimate surrounding and you can ask her to join you after class, after
the day is over, to TALK about homework, anything surrounding that particular
subject.
A coffee date initiated by you should happen only weekly UNLESS she suggest
you go out to a movie or some other place. Otherwise, after two or three
coffee dates, then you can move in and ask her out on a real date. By then
she won't be nervous and will really ENJOY herself.
One thing you guys don't know about girls is that most will be guarded UNTIL
they can trust you. Those girls that matter anyhow. Do you know what a girl
wants during a date? Conversation. Someone she can connect with.
So start with coffee and talk about that class. That's my advice.
Charli
ExtremeSleuth
Veteran
thanks for the advice everyone. i don't just wanna go out with her cause she's beautiful, from the way she's talked to me the few times she has, she seems really nice as well.
