My audio Review of ALL films - Download Now :)

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lawriejaffa

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Here is a picture of me so you know who to kill if you hate my review/feedback of your film.

Now my masterplan was to record my feedback because I thought it would be 'easier' than typing it all... yeah right! So instead I have recorded this weird and ridiculous audio epic that reviews all the films in the festival. Be prepared for lots of 'ums, erms' and me going 'nuah nuah' and my er evil Scottish accent as there was no way i was going to edit it all out the voice track! It comes in at a considerable length.

I wander off on tangents and will probably make little sense!

So if I missed your film in my review thingy let mw know and ill post - i will reiterate that i mean no offence (if I offend you) and am happy to discuss my ideas/reviews/feedback here on the thread :P

http://www.newagemedia.co.uk/LossFestReview.mp3 (If using IE use save target as)

Faster Download Mirror http://www.eefilm.com/lossfest/lawri...FestReview.mp3

PART 2 - www.newagemedia.co.uk/LossFestReview02.mp3 (The Last Hours, One Tear For You, Hitoribochi and Take - with some general discussion of suicide representation and theatre acting hehe)

Fast Mirror http://www.eefilm.com/lossfest/lawri...stReview02.mp3

If your crazy enough to listen to all of it hehe, it does get better as i go along (as i er learn to speak to a microphone) I ASSURE you this is not some crazy attempt to start some new audio er film review thing lol!

(Thanks to Puck we have a list) any missing films will be reviewed tonight GMT)

Second chances 00:00:40.73
Hangman 03:32
Brand New Kitty 05:43
Puppeteer 0 8:38
Falling Up 11:35
Sudden Realization 12:53
Almost Number One 14:30
The Fishermen 16:59
losers in Excess 19:53
Look At me 22:05
Shelter 23:22
Keeper of the Lost 24:51
Stake 27:32
Too late to Cancel 29:52
Melofy For Allyriane 32:50
Undercover 34:59
manic 36:27
Lost Youth 37:51
Dust Request 38:37
Blackout 40:43
Voiced 42:56
Tiny Dancer 44:20
Things Between Us 46:47
Model/Photographer 49:16
Chasing Tail 52:01
Stupendous 53:24
Chalk Dog 54:53
The Pianist
The Dare 59:56
Ossian 01:00:41
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Upside Down Paco 01:03:46
Gangs and Gansgtas 01:04:59
The Split 01:06:54
Time In a Bottle 01:07:47
one Saved Message 01:08:52
Red|White 01:11:00
Destiny Breaker 01:12:45
Lost at Sea 01:13:56
Developed 1:15:24
A Safe Place to be 01:16:38
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Loss of Language LOL 01:18:17
I Understand You 01:19:17
Found and Lost 01:20:19
Trivial 01:21:09
Saint Anthony 01:22:01
Collections 01:23:35
Placebo 01:24:46
The Cake 01:26:57
Mumbai Baby 01:27:50
1-UP 01:29:00
A Perfect Fit 01:30:09
Acceptance 01:31:08
Again to Return 01:32:37
Evie 01:34:04
Ano Perdido (credited as the family) 01:35:49
Last Touch 01:37:49
It Was Jim 01:40:12
The THings We Carry 01:41:20
Stark Nights & Gray Days 01:43:33
 
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Sweeeeet! Man this is downloading slooooooooooooooow though! Prolly because everyone is downloading it (i'm hoping). Its averaging 25 kb/s...
 
I started listening to this and I'm finding it quite entertaining. I'm going to have to set aside some time for it though. It's quite long isn't it. :beer:
 
Oh yeah you bet Blaine - i promise you the amount of ums get's less and less as we go along, and if anyone feels my reviews get a bit cheeky or 'short' then let me know and ill expand, as i recorded this with not much caffeine!

Happy to answer queries hehe
 
Your picture is bloody fantastic! Like the Thin Man meets Jack White with a fantastic suit. Loading up the review now. :thumbsup:
 
And your accent/nationality just made you ten times cooler in my book. And your reviews are quite concise and strong. I think this is going to help a lot of people in the fest.
 
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Thanks for the review(s)!
I brought the audio into my editor and could see the breaks in the waveform when you started a new one. Ha ha. what a geek, I know, but I found it.
 
I can't believe you said that Keeper of the Lost has a message! and a positive message at that! I knew I should have had him put her in a box in the garage...

(just kidding)

Thanks for the review.
 
this is awesome!

BUT, can you PLEASE post a listing of the order you reviewed flicks and a timecode corresponding to that? So that I can skip the films I havent watched and go hear what you've said about certain ones?
 
Oh i know i did mean to but my goodness it just took so long to record and bahhh hehe!

I will eventually get to putting up a list of time codes (okay i won't really but i know i should hehe!)

For you chaps thanking me for the reviews - its a pleasure, you after all went to the effort of producing short films and i was desperate to enter this year but had to finish a gig and was too late! bah!

Hey Lawsuit Boy thank you for your kind compliments ;) if you think that picture is great wait till you see the portrait i have outside my office muhahaha!

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Yep, in fact if the USA ever invades Scotland it wouldn't be long before Scots pulled down my statue too!

In fact if I ever come across as a little bit condescending then i find this pic immediately calms people down, and they see what a nice megalomaniac I am lol

(Anyway i'll stop prattling on!)
 
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Oh i know i did mean to but my goodness it just took so long to record and bahhh hehe!

I will eventually get to putting up a list of time codes (okay i won't really but i know i should hehe!)

For you chaps thanking me for the reviews - its a pleasure, you after all went to the effort of producing short films and i was desperate to enter this year but had to finish a gig and was too late! bah!

Hey Lawsuit Boy thank you for your kind compliments ;) if you think that picture is great wait till you see the portrait i have outside my office muhahaha!
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Thanks for the comments on The Split. I really appreciate the time and effort it must have taken to do a review for each film. Thanks!
 
Wow, this is some great stuff. Your contribution is commendable.

I did a really dumb thing though and lost it at 59 min. Any way to jump back to that point? I really want to hear all of this.

And thanks for the kind words on "The Fishermen"

Really great insight on the films and fest. Thanks for doing this.

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Oh you could just download the audio Alex by right clicking and save target as! - and yes ill be in touch with you soon mon amie, and thanks glad you liked the review :P - I didn't know you had written that one's script too - you see you will notice i quite embarassingly don't mention the director's names (As i couldnt remember them all of them)

I just reviewed the films according to my personal taste, and thats important too for anyone that feels a bit miffed with my opinions - that its just the opinion of one (amazing genius) but you know, just one hehe.

(I'm an amazing genius because I can read cat's minds)
 
That worked. Thanks.

Is "A Safe Place to Be" on there?

(Cats are not from this planet. They let you think you can read their minds, when in reality they are collecting personal data)

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What I have to contend with each day
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THE LIST SO FAR
Second chances 00:00:40.73
Hangman 03:32
Brand New Kitty 05:43
Puppeteer 0 8:38
Falling Up 11:35
Sudden Realization 12:53
Almost Number One 14:30
The Fishermen 16:59
losers in Excess 19:53
Look At me 22:05
Shelter 23:22
Keeper of the Lost 24:51
Stake 27:32
Too late to Cancel 29:52
Melofy For Allyriane 32:50
Undercover 34:59
manic 36:27
Lost Youth 37:51
Dust Request 38:37
Blackout 40:43
Voiced 42:56
Tiny Dancer 44:20
Things Between Us 46:47
Model/Photographer 49:16
Chasing Tail 52:01
Stupendous 53:24
Chalk Dog 54:53
The Pianist
The Dare 59:56
Ossian 01:00:41
*************************
Upside Down Paco 01:03:46
Gangs and Gansgtas 01:04:59
The Split 01:06:54
Time In a Bottle 01:07:47
one Saved Message 01:08:52
Red|White 01:11:00
Destiny Breaker 01:12:45
Lost at Sea 01:13:56
Developed 1:15:24
A Safe Place to be 01:16:38
************************
Loss of Language LOL 01:18:17
I Understand You 01:19:17
Found and Lost 01:20:19
Trivial 01:21:09
Saint Anthony 01:22:01
Collections 01:23:35
Placebo 01:24:46
The Cake 01:26:57
Mumbai Baby 01:27:50
1-UP 01:29:00
A Perfect Fit 01:30:09
Acceptance 01:31:08
Again to Return 01:32:37
Evie 01:34:04
Ano Perdido (credited as the family) 01:35:49
Last Touch 01:37:49
It Was Jim 01:40:12
The THings We Carry 01:41:20
Stark Nights & Gray Days 01:43:33
 
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