custom member quotes?

When I got my 'custom title' it was at a time where the standard titles included platinum, gold, silver, and bronze. Jarred asked what title I wanted and gave me a five minute window within which to answer or he'd make one of his own choosing. I chose carbon fiber...

I always wondered what Carbon Fiber Member meant. Didn't know if it had something to do with Star Wars. Now that I think about it, I guess that would have been Carbonite Member. Sounds painful.
 
All you have to do is be really annoying and eventually it happens for ya.:)

WHAT!? I WAS TOLD I WAS A GOOD CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY! WAS THAT A LIE?

Oh, but yes, DO be careful what you wish for. Just look at what I got. I think I have had more custom titles than any member in history, so I have the authority to discuss this matter. I hate threads about this (there are already a few) because people end up poking and prodding trying to get one for themselves. Hell, I should know, I did it. And it worked. I had Political Police for a while. Then I made a joke about Jason and I woke up with Pretty in Pink. Next it was Pretty Pink Penguin I believe and it soon became Other People's Penguin. I think that was the last one before Nosy Penguin, which I got because Jason had been absent for a while and I sent him a PM making sure he was okay. He never replied to my message, but in a way, I guess he did.

Shouldn't it involve some kind of strange secret *initiation* , involving rolled up pants and chickens?

It actually does involve an initiation. I was flown to Monte Carlo where the Custom Title Club Mansion is located. There I had to do a series of activities I am not at liberty to detail here. That is when I got my first title. Now I can fly on the private jet whenever I want and we all meet for meals from time to time in rented out eateries. It truly is the good life...for the most part. There is also a lot of corruption involved. Fights break out quite often and, because of the coveted and mysterious nature of the club, we are often at odds with "Normal Members" or "Comosapiens" as we call them (ironically enough, The Como is a member of the club. But I have yet to meet him at an event, he has been in hiding as of late...and for good reason).

So, to summarize, you may get one eventually if you contribute useful information or make a name for yourself here. Don't ever ask for one and don't be too pushy when hinting for one. That only makes you look like a douche. That is all, and this is my longest post of the day.

Until later,
 
I just really wish the powers-that-be would do something about my Senior Member title, I feel old enough as it is.
 
oh no i'm a boring senior member.......... you are all warned, posts by me are really booooring so don't read'em.........
 
I was under the impression "UGA" was not an acronym, and was simply Ooohgah. We were talking about someone's lady misfortunes, and I said at least my name is cute unlike his.

Had to be there in the post.
 
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