ahalpert
Major Contributor
Now that one I don't get...and they're usually cute and clever.
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I think it's just an absurdist Marx brothers type joke. Like, people are buying the camera on an accelerated timetable, before it's even announced. Which shouldn't be possible. Take that a logical step further, and you've already purchased and returned or resold yours. Except that you also don't know what it is, which should be impossible if you already came into possession of it.
And yeah, I totally agree that if you don't pre-order within the first hour of announcement, you won't get yours for 6 months after release