Worst movie ever

safarijoe

safarijoe

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On a recent trip to Orlando I bought some DVDs at a discount store. One of them was titled HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (which for $2.00 and an R rating, I couldn't pass up). I humbly submit it as the worst movies ever made(or at least that I've ever seen). My support group agrees with me. I just wondered if any else has seen this movie?
 
never heard of it bro, though I must challenge your move decision on being the worst "ever" Indian in the Cupboard would top Hard Rock Zombies ^.^
 
Capt Quirk said:
I'd have to vote for What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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You must not have seen many movies. Gilbert Grape is at least competently shot and looks like a real movie...Having edited trailers for many a z-grade movie that never makes it into theatres, I can tell you it's nowhere near the worst movie ever made.
 
safarijoe said:
On a recent trip to Orlando I bought some DVDs at a discount store. One of them was titled HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (which for $2.00 and an R rating, I couldn't pass up). I humbly submit it as the worst movies ever made(or at least that I've ever seen). My support group agrees with me. I just wondered if any else has seen this movie?
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No..but now I want to.

Have you seen Turkish Star Wars? It's so bad, it offends. What about Metalstorm: The Destruction Of Jared-Syn? That thing stunk more than one could imagine.
Is it worse than Plan 9 Form Outer Space? I just watched it in full last week. Man, what a bad movie.
Try watching those, and then see where you rate Hard Rock Zombies.
 
Batutta said:
You must not have seen many movies. Gilbert Grape is at least competently shot and looks like a real movie...Having edited trailers for many a z-grade movie that never makes it into theatres, I can tell you it's nowhere near the worst movie ever made.
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Have you ever watched the Travel Channel? There is a guy, Andrew Zimmern that travels around the world, eating local foods. This man has eaten more crap than I could ever imagine... still beating frog hearts, the testicles of many animals, bugs, bats, live slugs... and the one thing he could not eat, was a fruit.

I'm exactly the same, only with movies.
 
DeSica said:
No..but now I want to.

Have you seen Turkish Star Wars? It's so bad, it offends. What about Metalstorm: The Destruction Of Jared-Syn? That thing stunk more than one could imagine.
Is it worse than Plan 9 Form Outer Space? I just watched it in full last week. Man, what a bad movie.
Try watching those, and then see where you rate Hard Rock Zombies.
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I have seen Plan 9 and Metalstorm. Plan 9 at least has the distinction of being considered a classic and Metalstorm acted like they were seriously trying to make a movie. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES has neither of those advantages.
 
safarijoe said:
I have seen Plan 9 and Metalstorm. Plan 9 at least has the distinction of being considered a classic and Metalstorm acted like they were seriously trying to make a movie. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES has neither of those advantages.
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Wow...so it was worse than those two?

Damn.

Now I have to see it.
 
I had an interesting conversation the other night about what was really worse, Plan 9 or Robot Monster. I hold that Robot Monster was the "best" worst movie ever made.

There was one I bought from a DVX User that was the worst worst movie ever made, but it doesn't really count because it has never seen distribution.
 
What? You mean, it's possible to make a bad movie, even if you have a DVX? I thought it was supposed to make movies automatically good?
 
I though the wickerman was STUPID...good movie, but STUPID ENDING AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
TheComo said:
I though the wickerman was STUPID...good movie, but STUPID ENDING AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Which version? They both sucked, but Nic Cage always brings a movie to that next level of suck. It's uncanny.
 
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