Will HVX have 1080p variable frame rate dual exhaust 18" wheels and a flamethrower?

Justin_Kirch

Justin_Kirch

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Will HVX have 1080p variable frame rate dual exhaust 18" wheels and a flamethrower?

<3 me.


Can't wait until tomorrow to see some stuff we've been waiting for. For example, footage and hopefully ALL THE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN ASKED 200 TIMES!
 
Yeah, and a chrome plated lens cap

and a tuck and roll rain cover

and six, no make that eight 17" LCD monitors

and...
 
don't forget the monster sized 4" recording heads and a platinum handlebar so you can check your bling in the reflection.
 
17" LCDs are for wimps...

Gimme four 30" LCDs mounted on the camera, which will work as a hang-glider. No need for helicopter shots, just jump off the cliff and the HVX will ensure you land safely AND have killer footage. 4K Uncompressed onto a 50 Terabyte P2 card the size of my fingernail.

And, yes, chrome body, gold viewfinder, and diamond-encrusted lens all come standard.
 
khmuse said:
Man, if they left out the flame thrower, I am going to be so bummed.
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Just throttle down the jetpack and hold it sideways. Not EXACTLY a flamethrower, but should be close enough! :thumbsup:
 
Actually, the Mr. Fusion Rev5, Ver 34, Addendum27, Build 1013 has finally done away with the need for the Flux Capacitor. In its place is the latest technology, Inverse Inducuctors Encased in Flux.

johnc
 
I just want my HVX to cook me warm meals in the morning, hold my hand on long walks through the woods and cuddle with me at night
 
rgdfilms said:
I just want my HVX to cook me warm meals in the morning, hold my hand on long walks through the woods and cuddle with me at night
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Lol no wonder my girlfriend is jelous of my cameras.
 
Good thing panasonic put on the HDMI to Time Machine converter so we can go back and implement all of these into the new camera before the 29th :)

The "Date/Girl Magnet" fix should be out as a SD memory firmware upgrade.
 
That, my friend, is the ONLY reason I'm getting it... I JUST WAN TO CLARIFY THAT

Jokes aside it actually is the only reason, because if you come to think about it all great achievements that changed the world were by single men trying to seal the deal... once they married their drive disappeared and they did squat. So technically the ladies are responsible for making us want to do cool stuff.

P.S.: Mine will have a illegal tint on the view finder so I have a good excuse for bad framing.
 
OliverM said:
Will it be fuel or diesel?
And what will the milage on the thing be?
So many questions...
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Definetly Fuel, and make it Jet fuel, by the way the engine consumes GB er... fuel...
 
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