Top Secret Jack Daniel Stanley Project REVEALED!!!!!

I cut the audio and played "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse in the background, and even THAT didn't make it less gay.

At least it wasn't a Rick Roll.

And you know what?

The Top Secret Jack Daniel Stanley Project sounds like a fun title for a corporate espionage action adventure film.

Maybe in some fictitious universe, there is a company founded by a guy named Jack Daniel Stanley. They make all kinds of crazy sauces and marinades for all types of foods. But then they make a sauce so good, that people are starting to become madly addicted to it. And then they start turning into zombies. And all hell breaks loose. Someone has to investigate the secret project that was initiated years ago to make this crazy awesome sauce, and he or she must find a way to stop the madness.

Tagline -- Some sauce should stay in the bottle.
 
That leaves a bad taste all over.....:huh:

I feel used....:cry:

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