The End is Coming.....I Got Jesus

Doc Bernard

Doc Bernard

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For once in my life I was in the right place with my still camera. And I have become religious because of it.

I saw Jesus today. In Hollywood. Leaving the Paramount set, I was headed home, and lo and behold Jesus is standing on the street corner a couple of miles away. And I had my camera to take a pic from the window! Don't believe me?

Here is the proof:

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The end of the world is coming people, and if you want to meet him, you have to come to South Hollywood.


I am still laughing about this. Stop at an intersection, turn my head, and whoa! There is the Son of God is standing in front of the Rite Aid. Only in Hollyweird.
 
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Where better to be amongst prostitutes and thieves?



But seriously, James Caviezel is really struggling these days, huh?
 
I find it hilarious that he's perfectly centered between a "High Fashion Clothing" for 5.99 behind.

I'm sure there's something ironic about that that I can't think of. Either about consumer culture, or the fact that he's walking around in robe.
 
Jon Starr said:
I find it hilarious that he's perfectly centered between a "High Fashion Clothing" for 5.99 behind.

I'm sure there's something ironic about that that I can't think of. Either about consumer culture, or the fact that he's walking around in robe.
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Sheer chance. I shot this out my car window today. Like I said, right time, right place, with camera.

Uh Terry.........
 
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Haha, nice grab with that 'hi-fashion' background. Good one.

I used to have a beard about that half that heavy. Was sitting in a bar and a drunk red neck beside me looked over and said "Who do you think you are? Jesus Christ?"

I laughed and said "Well, you had better hope I'm not." He looked down and stared back at his beer. I looked over at the bar owner, who I knew, and from that eye contact, the man was thrown out of the bar. HaHa. The Good ol Days.
 
he's about to make that trash can levitate. recyclables will just go to their respective donation centers, and the money will be split to all known causes. this photo is legend. jesus that's a good photo.
 
Sorry but Jesus didn't look like ideliazed visualization of imprint from Turin shroud, but rather like this ...

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so I guess you spotted wrong guy ... :happy:
 
My caption;

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Dude, all these pictures and statues of me up on the cross are really freakin' me out!
 
hawaj said:
Sorry but Jesus didn't look like ideliazed visualization of imprint from Turin shroud, but rather like this ...

real_jesus.jpg


so I guess you spotted wrong guy ... :happy:
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Shroud of Turin aside, the earliest representations of Christ showed him with no beard and short hair.

I kind of invision him lie Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski

The Christ abides....
 
Jim Brennan said:
Shroud of Turin aside, the earliest representations of Christ showed him with no beard and short hair.

I kind of invision him lie Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski

The Christ abides....
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here it is

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By contrast, the fresco shown at left, depicting the same scene, is the oldest image of Christ ever discovered. The painting was found in 1921 on the left-hand wall of the baptismal chamber of the house-church at Dura-Europos on the Euphrates River in modern Syria. It is now part of the Dura Europos collection at the Yale University Gallery of Fine Arts.
          On the right, the paralytic is on his bed. At the center on the top, Christ points in a commanding way to the paralytic, saying, "That you may know that the Son of Man has power to forgive sins: rise up, take up your bed and walk." On the left, the man takes his bed and walks away. The right-to-left scheme is typical of icons written in cultures where the language is read from that direction. To the right of this scene, out of view of this picture, Christ is stretching his arm out to Peter, saving him from the waves of the sea. These Gospel accounts are appropriate for a baptismal chamber, in that they represent the forgiveness of sins.
          The figure of Jesus in this fresco, the oldest we know, sharply contrasts with more modern images of our Lord in that it shows him as a young, manly intellectual, with close-cropped hair and clean shaven face. Images of the Savior with a beard do not occur until the 4th Century; and then only occasionally, almost until the middle ages when pictures of Christ with long flowing hair and beard—not to mention a more "womanly" appearance—became typical.
 
Kind of like the Brigham Young statue in SLC: back turned on the Temple, heroically gesturing toward the bank.
 
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