spy photo of t2i replacement

Price yet to be confirmed, but should be similar to other items you get in cereal packets (unfortunately, in the UK you'll have to buy two packets). On a camera rumour site I heard specs will include the scary ability to swap out the low pass filter to take spirit photographs of your previous pets (P.S. this was on a pre-production model). Photojournalists will appreciate the unique camera armour which I think was designed in an urban cartoon game. Well, I'm definitely getting one if there's a Nikon adapter (anyone know what the register distance is on this puppy?). With these mirror-less designs the only thing to fear is fear itself.
 
Actually the sensor is a 1 Pixel super sampled detector. Canon found with 1 pixel, no one complains about sharpness, jitter, moire, aliasing or rolling shutter! In fact, this 1 pixel sensor can do 540 Million Frames per second*

(* Scenes will need to be lit with a portable giant star)
 
Oh man, Jim Jannard must be quaking in boots. This just stole the entire market from RED.

You know what? On second thought, I don't care about this camera anymore. I just want to stock-up on the RED cameras that they'll be practically giving away in their liquidation for bankruptcy!
 
grimepoch said:
Actually the sensor is a 1 Pixel super sampled detector. Canon found with 1 pixel, no one complains about sharpness, jitter, moire, aliasing or rolling shutter! In fact, this 1 pixel sensor can do 540 Million Frames per second*

(* Scenes will need to be lit with a portable giant star)
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but those portable giant stars are so hard to find these days! what about a medium sized star and 100000 ISO?
 
Yeah, the same rumour site says the low light performance is incredible: this thing was practically invented for photographing black holes. Just needs nuclear barrier cream and three-phase electricity. Already being used in a university physics project to prove either way whether we're living in a cold death universe or not. Insane.

So far confirmed: the sensor is passing an image with the same resolution as your mirror, but with less noise. Actors beware: some wigs will no longer be acceptable. The buzz in Pinewood is it's the biggest entertainment news since the stained glass window. A DoP friend of mine who saw a demonstration viewing last night said it was "emotionally draining to watch." Since the bandwidth for human vision is so heavy, to get the best out of this you will medically need to turn off a few unnecessary background processes in order to see the full rich record from this camera (or, you can squint your eyes apparently). My friends, we're living in interesting times...how can our stories hope to keep up with this tech? It's a nightmare.
 
Here's the first prototype




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I was a bit worried as it runs with plutonium batteries, but I found very cheap ones on ebay Iran. Btw, what do you guys wear for blocking the gamma rays when using it? I tried wearing a kryptonite amulet but I think it's the wrong approach, I still lost some hair.
 
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