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Same Larry... no proof I was even there!


(that's because you dont exist. and if you DO, you weren't there.)
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...and my peppy internet persona when you meet me in person

Rogan

Rogan's a freakin' rockstar! It was awesome hangin' with Rogue.

I'm tellin' ya'... as we were hangin' and bangin' in the hot LA scene I had to serve as his personal bodyguard to keep the chicks off... by the third day I figured out the technique to make it all the way to the bar before the girls brought us down... I call it "the ho plow" (patent pending).
 
...I think they did get me in one of the "inside the event" shots though ... probably sitting next to Penguin

Did they take pictures inside? I know some guy came around with a video camera and blinded me with the light. When will we get to see that footage? Also, what of the footage taken at the after party? I want it NOW!


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Um... actually there is.

But let's leave that clear for the privileged few and unclear for the forum et al. I think there's another shot that's more amusing, and that picture begs even more for the back story... *ahem* which is another flake in the avalanche of reasons to hang with Fat Monster.

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The FM experience is what you make of it... like a pair of skis... all you gotta' do is put 'em on and let the mountain do the rest.

Thank you for the wonderful and wild ride... I hope it never ends.
 
Um... actually there is.

But let's leave that clear for the privileged few and unclear for the forum et al. I think there's another shot that's more amusing, and that picture begs even more for the back story... *ahem* which is another flake in the avalanche of reasons to hang with Fat Monster.

:cheesy:

The FM experience is what you make of it... like a pair of skis... all you gotta' do is put 'em on and let the mountain do the rest.

Thank you for the wonderful and wild ride... I hope it never ends.

Likewise. Sincerely depressed I couldn't join everyone for the fun time.

"That's a getty!!"
 
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That would have been awesome. I wouldnt have wanted to scar poor penguin by accidentally filming what was going on in the kitchen, though.
 
Did someone videotape Matt's movie-from-a-book pitch?

Oh, man, the thought didn't even cross my mind. I was too into his crazy attempt.

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That would have been awesome. I wouldnt have wanted to scar poor penguin by accidentally filming what was going on in the kitchen, though.

Wait...you said it was just people being drunk, was there more to the story? What the hell was going on in the ****ing kitchen!?
 

Now we are back where we started. You make a comment, I ask for the story, you employ the use of whistling smiley guy up there, I send you a rude PM, you give me an answer that I believe and then make another damn crack that leads me to think you lied to me/weren't completely honest.

I demand an answer now! It won't scar me, I swear!
 
...I send you a rude PM,

Maybe this was the problem.


You, dear flightless sea fowl, need to understand the difference between REAL communication and in thread nuttiness. Have you noticed how Tommy doesnt go ballistic over what I say about him in the threads?
 
Nick... don't let anybody push your buttons... to everybody else, hey... yeah, Nick's mom is a really cool, down to earth lady. There's no way I could imagine my own mom hangin' in that situation at any age... let alone fitting into the party well. Nick is lucky to have such a cool mom... seriously, we should leave it at that. There's a difference in busting Tommy's balls for having luxurious hair, and implying "stuff" about Nick's mom. I floated around the whole party Nick, and your mom never suffered a single slurring comment or any intrusion of personal space. She was cool and composed, and seemed like an old friend... just like you. I enjoyed your company the most, because we could talk about ideas and writing.

OK Nick... now if you don't mind... please tell your mom what a gentleman I am and I promise I'll take you on fishing trips every year.

EDIT: Hey Mark... I believe there was a Brazilian lady who was particularly enamored... I was explaining my concept as a filmmaker who wants to get away from Hollywood by taking an extended camping trip, only to find that he was tricked by his female guide. Her motive was REALLY to get our protagonist alone to finally convince him that SHE should be the leading lady in his next project... and before you know it, she's pitching ideas while he's pitching a tent. Cinematic gold... well... bronze anyway.
 
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Lol, Matt, you're funny as hell dude, you were giving a pitch at the time of question...I observed what Brian did, it did indeed top your pitch for funniness :-)
 
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