Just found out...

prepare to be amazed upon first sight of your new little "teflon" baby...then start smoking cigarettes. it reduces your sense of smell. you'll thank me later.
 
Congrats!
p.s. girls are gross. especially teenage girls..I never imagined a room could get so disgusting until my beautiful sweet darlings hit 13......
 
It's a girl! We just found out today!! Well, that is all...

I guess I need to put those P90x disks back in so I can make sure I'm big enough to scare off all potential dates.
 
If it's any consolation, girls these days aren't like they were in your day or mine. They are quite more able to handle themselves in the teen years.
I don't think you'll have to worry about the boys doing what they do. If girls don't want to do something these days, they'll pull back and drive a fist right into the guys nose.

Not like the old vunerable girl days. Todays girls are pretty smart and independant. I seriously don't think you'll have anything to worry about. :beer:

Congrats btw. Don't forget to hire them as actors in your movies. I hear they'll work for food.
 
Congratulations!

This thread should now be about what his daughter's profile name will be on DVXuser.

Terry says Hawkette.

Hear we other suggestions?
 
Hawk Teflon said:
It's a girl! We just found out today!! Well, that is all...

I guess I need to put those P90x disks back in so I can make sure I'm big enough to scare off all potential dates.
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Girls are fabulous - I have 2 and I am one, so I know! Most sincere good wishes, and keep the shotgun handy for when the boys get obtrusive!:thumbsup:
 
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