I am going to be a dad...

Congrats, Brandon. You have now worked on populated the earth. Things you should know... once the baby is born completely take everything off every reachable place (nothing on coffee table) and remove all sharp edge furniture out of the living room. I had to completely baby proof my place and what happens? Son fell backwards and hit his head on fireplace. He has a small bump and hair doesn't grow there anymore. Oh well.
 
Congratulations!! I'm super stoked for you, bro! It seems like just yesterday I became a dad, when in fact it was actually last Wednesday!
 
Congrats man. My wife and I have two kids ourselves and just found out yesterday that #3 is on the way....around the same exact time.
 
we found out unexpectedly that my wife is pregnant

Riiiight. So said my wife.

Congrats B Mastery. Your life will change forever. Being a Dad is the best experience of my life. Hoping you bust out a boy (but a girl is fine too).
 
Congrats! my little girl just turned 7 months today. And because of her, i have songs from yo gabba gabba and the wonder pets running through my head all day long everyday lol!
 
Man, you are on a roll. Can't beat that.

It makes me think of a one liner I've always wanted to try on someone but would never actually say it, but it might go like this...

Situation: Looking at someones new born baby while proud father looks on..."Hey, looks just like your neighbour."

My bad. Joking aside...

Congrats though Brandon. Glad your doing well.
 
Nice work! Congrats amd amen! Kids are awesome. Now you got someone to mow the lawn and pull focus!
 
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