Chris Santucci
Veteran
I know, I know, it's total b.s. Everyone knows that antigravity machines will be the bomb, and anyone still using a trampoline are a bunch of wannabe air jumpers. Sure, they can still reach high, but the antigravs will reach several feet higher, and only cost three times as much, and allow you to overcrank or undercrank the speed of propulsion up to 100x. Anyone still using human muscle movements (e.g., a skipping motion) to become airborne should be ashamed of themselves.
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