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Sad Max said:
. Might as well just cuddle.
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LOL! That is a word that is NEVER said in this house. I hate that the most. and she knows it.:tongue: Sometimes you get the "just hold me" but thats usually when something is wrong and has nothing to do with sex. I'm good with that. But cuddling after a session of sex is so not cool.:violin: The day you see me with a Murse is the day you will see me cuddle.
 
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Sad Max said:
Suits of armor in the gods-damned hot tub. Can't stand them. Might as well just cuddle.

You get hydrocodone after a v-sect?

Hmm.

Chamber, if your wife is really up for it pretty much every day...well, why not take her up on it? You make it sound as though you would be inconveniencing her, or something.

And, e-jacked sounds like an identity-theft term. Or something out of Grand Theft Auto. Either way.
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lol

If I was a female I'd think getting a quick jack hammer would be inconvenient. She's cool with it, but I have my pride to consider. I'm still old school -- like when you do THAT you should have the goal of ultimate destruction. I think if you start using your chick as a place to just purge when you need to it's a slippery slope and soon you're not treating it like an EVENT, ya know?

Like if she's not utterly spent and shuddering afterwards I feel like I didn't bring the thunder, in which case, why bother? I try to approach it every single time like there's something to prove -- because you should always be proving it all to yourself, I think, right? You can't just go through the motions as a means to an end. That's what porn is for. I started bumpin uglies when I was 12 -- I just try to keep the same mindset and mentality I had from that time because we'd have these trains (like gang bangs?) in the neighborhood and all the other guys were way older than me so all those insecurities came into play which made me really WORK for every bit, especially since all the girls would rate us afterwards on size, stamina, groove, etc. You did NOT want to be at the bottom of that list, for real! You'd hear about it for the next month or whatever until the next train.

But regardless, if I'm tipsy, none of the rules apply and all manners go out the window. :D
 
Richard J. Johnson said:
The day you see me with a Murse is the day you will see me cuddle.
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Nah, more like this.

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First question: Why did you discuss this with your buddies? It might be that subconsciously you're worried that it's not normal which will lead to disaster time from now... or you want more sex and are seeking affirmation if what you have is okay to live with.

There's a lot of angles here (for those of you who just had a visual, get your minds out of the gutter, except for you SadMax, you're okay in the gutter, you and ZaZa...).

When I first got married, sex 4 times A DAY. Yeah, you read that right. I was an athlete, married a guy in his 40s, he was very, very happy. Stayed naked most of the time that first year.

Cooked naked, slept with his dress shirt on (easy to take off), walked about naked. Got pregnant a few months later, had a child, sex went from 4 times a day to once a week.

Sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation.

After a year of that and son was over a year old, hubby and I got a sitter went out every Saturday afternoon, every week without fail. Sex on Sunday afternoon when kid was asleep.

Average sex is twice a week for most married couples, we had once a week sex with date-day before, kept us fresh.

30 years later, well, his body parts don't work as they use to and I got myself a BOB. If you don't know what that is, educate yourself.

I had a friend who had date night at a hotel once a month with hubby without fail. I had another friend in her 30s who had sex with hubby only a handful times a year. They're not gonna make it.

While sex is important, "spending the day together" is equally important.

If you're both content, okay, but I say you 'must' spend private time together even if it's just to go to a park and walk. That will go a long way in your marriage.
 
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Charli said:
First question: Why did you discuss this with your buddies? It might be that subconsciously you're worried that it's not normal which will lead to disaster time from now... or you want more sex and are seeking affirmation if what you have is okay to live with.

There's a lot of angles here (for those of you who just had a visual, get your minds out of the gutter, except for you SadMax, you're okay in the gutter, you and ZaZa...).

When I first got married, sex 4 times A DAY. Yeah, you read that right. I was an athlete, married a guy in his 40s, he was very, very happy. Stayed naked most of the time that first year.

Cooked naked, slept with his dress shirt on (easy to take off), walked about naked. Got pregnant a few months later, had a child, sex went from 4 times a day to once a week.

Sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation.

After a year of that and son was over a year old, hubby and I got a sitter went out every Saturday afternoon, every week without fail. Sex on Sunday afternoon when kid was asleep.

Average sex is twice a week for most married couples, we had once a week sex with date-day before, kept us fresh.

30 years later, well, his body parts don't work as they use to and I got myself a BOB. If you don't know what that is, educate yourself.

I had a friend who had date night at a hotel once a month with hubby without fail. I had another friend in her 30s who had sex with hubby only a handful times a year. They're not gonna make it.

While sex is important, "spending the day together" is equally important.

If you're both content, okay, but I say you 'must' spend private time together even if it's just to go to a park and walk. That will go a long way in your marriage.
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Nice to hear a female perspective...BUT 4 TIMES A DAY!...You must have single-handedly kept the KY industry afloat back then!...Still trying to figure out what a BOB is.

EDIT: Okay, figured it out...bzzzzzzzzzzz.....
 
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4 times a day while in his 40s? good lord. no wonder it doesn't work anymore, you broke it! :Drogar-Smoke(DBG):
 
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