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Batutta said:
We don't do much of the role playing. Actually, we're pretty square. Sometimes my wife will want to watch a dirty movie to get in the mood...but, you know, there's dirty by my wife's standards, and then there's dirty by my standards, which are a bit different. My wife wants Titanic with penetration.
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LMFAO! I'm so with on that one. My dirty is another thing.

Jason Ramsey said:
That's usually the best way... at least if they *think* it was their idea :)

Seriously, though... I'm kind of a typical guy, enough is never enough most of the time... but, i've got no complaints in frequency category...

especially having 2 young'ns...

Plus, having a vasectomy after the 2nd one was probably the best thing I ever did... removes a lot of stress from the situation (for us)... especially since she was on the pill when the 2nd one was conceived.... worry free quality time...
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I was thinking of getting snipped myself but I'm terrified, probably for no reason. Frequency is something that we have talked about but she is so tired dealing with the kids all day and me from working and shooting. I have fallen asleep with a breast in my mouth on several occasions. Tiph will never let me live those moments down.
 
I was thinking of getting snipped myself but I'm terrified, probably for no reason.
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It's not too much to worry about really.... simple procedure in a doctors office... takes 30 minutes total or so, and you get some good pain pills :) They had me doped up on valium and something else for the procedure, so I was pretty carefree and feeling good during it, and got a healthy script of hydrocodone for the after...

If you can chill the first couple of days and ice, it will make your recovery pretty easy going... a lot of people do it on a friday, and go back to work on a monday... Just follow their rules about how long you are supposed to wait before engaging again (like a week or something) I didn't and it was a decision I regretted at the pinnacle of the moment :)
 
Richard J. Johnson said:
LMFAO! I'm so with on that one. My dirty is another thing.
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Reminds me of one of Brian Poesehn's jokes....'You know that movie What Women Want, where you hear women's sexual thoughts?...You couldn't make What Men Want. That would be too disgusting and disturbing.'
 
Jason Ramsey said:
Just follow their rules about how long you are supposed to wait before engaging again (like a week or something) I didn't and it was a decision I regretted at the pinnacle of the moment :)
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I just curled up into the closest semblance to a fetal position (while still sitting in a chair) as possible.
 
Jason Ramsey said:
It's not too much to worry about really.... simple procedure in a doctors office... takes 30 minutes total or so, and you get some good pain pills :) They had me doped up on valium and something else for the procedure, so I was pretty carefree and feeling good during it, and got a healthy script of hydrocodone for the after...

If you can chill the first couple of days and ice, it will make your recovery pretty easy going... a lot of people do it on a friday, and go back to work on a monday... Just follow their rules about how long you are supposed to wait before engaging again (like a week or something) I didn't and it was a decision I regretted at the pinnacle of the moment :)
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I spent that next week watching the entire run of Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and telling myself: "I too will be a man again! I will!"
 
haha nice Harris.

Yeah, I've considered that surgery too, after we have a few kids. Though my wife isn't too hip on the idea right now, I think after having a couple kids she might be ;)
 
Jason Ramsey said:
... it was a decision I regretted at the pinnacle of the moment :)
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LMAO....I guess some of us learn the hard way (pun intended)..

I know about pain...I had a root canal done just two days ago and as good as the painkillers are that i'm using...it hurts like hell still to chew on that side.
 
That does not sound too bad at all. well except for the part you regret.:tongue: I just told my wife I was looking into it. I don't want anymore kids and either does she.

But what if I'm 70 and meet a hot 18 year old though....hmm I may really need to think about this one.:evil:

Jason Ramsey said:
It's not too much to worry about really.... simple procedure in a doctors office... takes 30 minutes total or so, and you get some good pain pills :) They had me doped up on valium and something else for the procedure, so I was pretty carefree and feeling good during it, and got a healthy script of hydrocodone for the after...

If you can chill the first couple of days and ice, it will make your recovery pretty easy going... a lot of people do it on a friday, and go back to work on a monday... Just follow their rules about how long you are supposed to wait before engaging again (like a week or something) I didn't and it was a decision I regretted at the pinnacle of the moment :)
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One more for me (which'll be four:eek:),
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This is one I'll never have to worry about. My wife had all her stuff taken out a few years ago because of a cyst. She always had serious issues down there so it's actually amazing we even got one kid. I don't think I've worn a condom once our entire marriage. I tell my wife I'd never cheat on her because then I'd have to use a rubber and that would suck.
 
Batutta said:
I don't think I've worn a condom once our entire marriage. I tell my wife I'd never cheat on her because then I'd have to use a rubber and that would suck.
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Amen!!! :beer:

I also wouldn't cheat on my wife because I love her, which I am sure is also one of your reasons, but the rubber thing is funny :)
 
So back on the topic of how many times per month is normal...

Is sex the only time that you, ya know, purge? My wife would have sex every single day that I want it, but to not annoy her with the constant "quickie" I take care of the casual purge by myself (unless she insists).

So I'm not sure it's about how many times per month you have sex, it's more about how many times per month you're e-jacked. For me (32) 4-5 times per week is "normal" with at least 1-2 of those being from sexy time.

2 cents and a plastic cup.
 
Purge is a very interesting way of describing it. There are so many great sites for that.:Drogar-Kriz(DBG):

Chamber005 said:
So back on the topic of how many times per month is normal...

Is sex the only time that you, ya know, purge? My wife would have sex every single day that I want it, but to not annoy her with the constant "quickie" I take care of the casual purge by myself (unless she insists).

So I'm not sure it's about how many times per month you have sex, it's more about how many times per month you're e-jacked. For me (32) 4-5 times per week is "normal" with at least 1-2 of those being from sexy time.

2 cents and a plastic cup.
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I agree. Condoms suck. But in my young player days. I ALWAYS wore them. I never went raw. I got caught out there one time in my youth and I learned my lesson. But condoms are the ONLY reason I don't have a bunch of kids running around. Because lord knows my standards as a teenager went real low when the good looking girls were acting funny.

I look back and can't believe some of the girls I hooked up with. both good and bad.

Brandon Rice said:
Amen!!! :beer:

I also wouldn't cheat on my wife because I love her, which I am sure is also one of your reasons, but the rubber thing is funny :)
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Suits of armor in the gods-damned hot tub. Can't stand them. Might as well just cuddle.

You get hydrocodone after a v-sect?

Hmm.

Chamber, if your wife is really up for it pretty much every day...well, why not take her up on it? You make it sound as though you would be inconveniencing her, or something.

And, e-jacked sounds like an identity-theft term. Or something out of Grand Theft Auto. Either way.
 
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