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wartez

wartez

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the other night at the timberwolves game, schwartz and i wrote three different totally amazing/mind-bending-and-also-blowing movie-film-scripts. we're going to produce each one and submit whichever brett favre likes best.

the first script, completely 100% from the mind of first time screenwriter/storyteller/college graduate, david schwartz, explores the story of a genius screenwriter and his quest to cast anne hathaway in his magnum opus, an all female fire fighter epic.

starring
david schwartz as the genius screenwriter
anne hathaway as herself
drew barrymore as the female lead that anne hathaway turns down

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based on a true story, our second script takes place on valentine's day 2004. david schwartz, a sophmore in college, is home for the weekend to reveal a bombshell to his family. little does he know, his father's valentine's day bombshell has twice as many megatons of shock! (spoiler alert: schwartz is dropping out of college to start a weekly sports talk show video podcast, schwartz's dad has been gay all along, believe it or not.)

starring
the schwartz family as themselves

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the last script is a little more convoluted than the others, but still fascinating beyond belief. in a nutshell, in 6 minutes or less, andy schwartz seduces his brother david's ex-girlfriend in order to retrieve some 'compromising items' that david inadvertently left behind.

starring
david schwartz as himself
andy schwartz as himself
drew barrymore as mindy
 
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This looks scary! Welcome to the fest.

Loved "Winter Lilacs" (and others...)
 
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if you're doing three movies, then you really shoudl open 2 more threads to keep them separate, or have whomever is directing each one, open a thread. Keeps it a hell of a lot cleaner especially during reviews so we know what film we're all talking about.

That said: welcome to the fest.
 
Rodney V. Smith said:
if you're doing three movies, then you really shoudl open 2 more threads to keep them separate, or have whomever is directing each one, open a thread. Keeps it a hell of a lot cleaner especially during reviews so we know what film we're all talking about.

That said: welcome to the fest.
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I think it's pretty clear that they're not...


Just the other day I was wondering what happened to the Winter Lilacs guy. Glad to see you back.
 
wartez said:
starring
david schwartz as the genius screenwriter
anne hathaway as herself
drew barrymore as the female lead that anne hathaway turns down
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you may want to contact Anne Hathaway asap to lock down your dates with her because i'm already using her a lot in January and February for my shoot in london and i'm not trying to find another grip at last minute specially one that's bringing her own c stands just because I'm letting her play a small part.



rodney v. Smith said:
i'm sick. My mind is addled. Also i have no sense of humor. :p
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lol...
 
Schwartz had successful back surgery on wednesday and is home recovering. This will and will not have ramifications on the direction of our videofilm(s).
 
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