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[Drew Ott]

I'm extremely German, live in Minnesota and hang out in bars a lot. I don't see the sun much. That picture is pretty accurate.:beer:

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

 

[ugafan]

silent bob

 

[Tom Marshall]

^Reference photos added above^


Ah sorry, here is the southpark one

http://www.sp-studio.de/

You don't upload a photo for the Southpark one? I don't see that as an option...

 

[HorseFilms]

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

[SIZE=-1]Ein bier, bitte.

That's all I need.:beer:[/SIZE]

 

[Tom Marshall]

[SIZE=-1]Ein bier, bitte.

That's all I need.:beer:[/SIZE]

Hey, thanks horse! I just learned all the German I'll ever need to know... :grin:

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Prost! :beer:

 

[Tom Marshall]

How do you say "Where are the hot German chicks"?

 

[Drew Ott]

How do you say "Where are the hot German chicks"?

Wo bist die Heiss das Mädchen?


I think.

edit-that's all the German I'll ever need to know. :thumbsup:

 

[Drew Ott]

[SIZE=-1]Ein bier, bitte.

That's all I need.:beer:[/SIZE]

Sehr nett, mein Deutsch freund.

(very nice, my German friend)

I hope an actual German guy doesn't come and correct me. I've only taken it for a year.

 

[ugafan]

donde esta las chicas calientes?

 

[Tom Marshall]

Wo bist die Heiss das Mädchen?


I think.

edit-that's all the German I'll ever need to know. :thumbsup:

Well, that plus the beer one... that's all I need.

 

[Blaine]

How do you say "Where are the hot German chicks"?

Actually, I think this will work:

Wo sind die reizvollen deutschen Mädchen?

 

[Drew Ott]

donde esta las chicas calientes?

todas las chicas estan aqui conmigo

 

[Tom Marshall]

Well, which one's dirtier? Which one would you use for German whores? :cheesy:

 

[Drew Ott]

Actually, I think this will work:

Wo sind die reizvollen deutschen Mädchen?

I'm SO stupid. "bist"... tsk tsk :embarasse

Sorry it's summer and it's been a while. I just used "heiss" because it means hot, though that's not the literal translation.

 

[Drew Ott]

Well, which one's dirtier? Which one would you use for German whores? :cheesy:

His. They'd think you were an American German-student if you said what I typed.

 

[Tom Marshall]

I know what it is in spanish... Donde esta las p*tas?

 

[Tom Marshall]

His. They'd think you were an American German-student if you said what I typed.

hahahaha

 

[Drew Ott]

hahahaha

That's actually real stupid of me. I messed up on probably the simplest conjugation in the language.

 

[Blaine]

Well, which one's dirtier? Which one would you use for German whores? :cheesy:

Damn, I thought you just wanted hot German chicks...now it's whores?

Wo sind die Dirnen?