Caption This!... (marching)

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Hey look! There's Mike!....No wait...there's Mike...uh....no....That's Mke over there!
 
Here at White Glove Delivery Service, our courteous, careful and cheerful employees are trained to help alleviate the stress that shipping can sometimes cause.
 
China's national supply of Tide to Go® mysteriously disappeared in the weeks leading up to the country's 60th birthday.
 
Ever efficient, the Japanese seamen march, in an organized fashion, towards the OVUM (Offshore Vehicle for URG (Underway Replenishment Group) Marines).
 
After carefully scrutinizing at the CIA headquarters, the experts have come to the conclusion the Chinese military force is greatly advanced by Photoshop.
 
Anal Retentive Army Invasion Unsuccessful!!!!

The ARA were thwarted when a flock of birds shat on their white uniforms, causing a break in their perfectly symmetrical ranks. To add further insult to injury, they decided to invade on St. Patty's Day. When the ranks where broken by the defecating flock of birds circling overhead, drunken revelers spilled into the streets from nearby pubs, throwing beer cans and bottles at the scattering ARA troopers. Some of the scared soldiers soiled themselves in the chaos. The ARA was last seen marching home, with brown stains on their bottoms. :cry:

The ARA released an official statement only minutes ago. They said that next time they'll bring umbrellas, ponchos, cattle prods, tasers guns, and tanks.
 
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