Caption This!... (lipstick)

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Are you blind or just plain dumb as a rock? Having trouble putting your lipstick on? Well now you can look your best with the Lip Stencil.

Order in the next 10 minutes, and we'll throw in a second Lip Stencil for free. How can we afford to do this? We'll, you see, we sell the Lip Stencil for $19.95, but it really only costs 50 cents to manufacture because we use sweatshop child labor in third world countries. But that's no concern to you, because you'll look pretty or slutty or whatever style you're going for.
 
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