Caption This!... (dog & deer)
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Doc Bernard
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Byline: Mike Parsons
"K9 Police Scandal Rocks Small Town.
Last night, the small community of Podunk, Nebraska was shaken to it's core by the revelation of how their newly appointed police K9 force was corrupt. This photo was taken last night after following several K9's around town on their off-duty time. State Troopers were brought in for the arrest of one K9, who was caught in a deer prostitution sting.
This reporter has copies of the audio tape, where the K9 officer is heard telling the undercover Deer officer "Hey, you with the smokin' hot rack, wanna make a Buck?"
One hopes this is an isolated incident and not a pervasive mentality of K9 police corruption. At the police press conference, the chief has told the public, "I will not stand for this, and we will continue to hold these sting operations using undercover animals to root out the evil. We are going to try using undercover cats next time."
Byline: Mike Parsons
"K9 Police Scandal Rocks Small Town.
Last night, the small community of Podunk, Nebraska was shaken to it's core by the revelation of how their newly appointed police K9 force was corrupt. This photo was taken last night after following several K9's around town on their off-duty time. State Troopers were brought in for the arrest of one K9, who was caught in a deer prostitution sting.
This reporter has copies of the audio tape, where the K9 officer is heard telling the undercover Deer officer "Hey, you with the smokin' hot rack, wanna make a Buck?"
One hopes this is an isolated incident and not a pervasive mentality of K9 police corruption. At the police press conference, the chief has told the public, "I will not stand for this, and we will continue to hold these sting operations using undercover animals to root out the evil. We are going to try using undercover cats next time."
In an effort to cut costs, and to help control recent surges in the local deer population, the Cumberland County Sherrif's Department attempted to train young bucks to fulfill duties of the more expensive-to-train K-9 officers. The new officers were referred to as "10-Point."
Unfortunately the first outing, a raid on a meth lab, was a miserable failure as the 10-Point officer was caught in the CCSD helicopter's searchlight and was unable to pursue the suspects.
Unfortunately the first outing, a raid on a meth lab, was a miserable failure as the 10-Point officer was caught in the CCSD helicopter's searchlight and was unable to pursue the suspects.
J.R. Hudson
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unclebob6958
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Oh deer...
Captain Pierce
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"Dispatch, this is the K9 unit. I need a bambalance."
dsto
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