Wonder what the next fest will be...

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Rofl.

Gullibles Travels starring Brandon Rice. Just kidding, Brandon. xD

Nice Banner, Mark J. LoL. Tell Matty G to leave!!!
 
MATTY G. HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

Lmfao. Centaur Fest? Classic.

I'd hit it. =X

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S. P. Dinsmoor. .... A Classic:

Born in 1843, Samuel Perry Dinsmoor served proudly in eighteen battles of the Civil War, including the capture of Robert E. Lee. Elderly tour guides elaborate on S.P.'s behavior in the city council, his wild drinking bouts and libertarian cavortings with girls half his age, and the scandal caused when he dug up his first wife from Lucas cemetery in 1917. Voices are discreetly lowered at the mention of his second marriage at the age of 81 to a 20-year-old Czechoslovakian housekeeper or of the two children she bore him. The Garden of Eden is open daily from March 1 through November 31. And make sure you pay the nominal fee to view the corpse of the great man himself, happily sequestered in a concrete coffin in the walk-in mausoleum, a showman even in death. "I promise everyone that comes in to see me (they can look through the glass lid of the coffin and see my face) that if I see them dropping a dollar in the hands of a flunky, and I see the dollar, I will give them a smile."
 
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Love the banners Mark.

For my part, I'd appreciate some indication from the MODS as to when the results will be posted. If they need time to add up the results - fine (kind of unlikely given the automated system, though). It just seems like it would be a nice courtesy to let us know when we can expect the results rather than dragging it out like this.


Hey guys .... I agree, things are strangely quiet. As a frequent fest participant I know what it's like to carry your laptop around, or stay up all night, or duck into every internet cafe hoping to find the results announced. Hats off to you for not burning down the asylum while you are waiting.

Yes the votes went into the blend - o - matic but there is a period of checking them nonetheless as any system can be worked so it takes some human insight to look into human trickery. It's never much of a problem but happens on occasion and requires looking into and that takes time. This time, it's taking a little longer because our chief statistician and master vote checker (the incomparable Barry_S) has a nasty flu ... nasty .... like worse than 3 Mark Johnson post wrap party hangovers.

So he's doing his best to check those things. Also the MOD selected awards are not chosen until the final selected placings are announced.

So now the silence has been broken.

Yes cogs and wheels are turning behind the scenes, just a little slower than they have in the past sometimes, and yes we know it's important to you guys and are doing our level best to get the stuff out to you.

Sorry I don't have concrete times.

Chill if you can on next fest though. We're discussing a lot of things right now regarding making the nest fest one of the best in terms of prizes, theme, and voting processes and winner selections so it may not be tomorrow or this week even for next fest. Then again it maybe.

But lets meet halfway and you guys chill on that for a bit and we'll do our best to get the results up very soon.

Thanks.

- Jack
 
Love the banners Mark.




Hey guys .... I agree, things are strangely quiet. As a frequent fest participant I know what it's like to carry your laptop around, or stay up all night, or duck into every internet cafe hoping to find the results announced. Hats off to you for not burning down the asylum while you are waiting.

Yes the votes went into the blend - o - matic but there is a period of checking them nonetheless as any system can be worked so it takes some human insight to look into human trickery. It's never much of a problem but happens on occasion and requires looking into and that takes time. This time, it's taking a little longer because our chief statistician and master vote checker (the incomparable Barry_S) has a nasty flu ... nasty .... like worse than 3 Mark Johnson post wrap party hangovers.

So he's doing his best to check those things. Also the MOD selected awards are not chosen until the final selected placings are announced.

So now the silence has been broken.

Yes cogs and wheels are turning behind the scenes, just a little slower than they have in the past sometimes, and yes we know it's important to you guys and are doing our level best to get the stuff out to you.

Sorry I don't have concrete times.

Chill if you can on next fest though. We're discussing a lot of things right now regarding making the nest fest one of the best in terms of prizes, theme, and voting processes and winner selections so it may not be tomorrow or this week even for next fest. Then again it maybe.

But lets meet halfway and you guys chill on that for a bit and we'll do our best to get the results up very soon.

Thanks.

- Jack
Thanks for breaking the silence Jack. I guess I'll look for something productive to do...
 
Thanks Jack. Everything will be cool as long as Kholi placed in the top 3.

I grew up near Lucas and stopped by there last month while I was home. You can still see Dinsmoor in the concrete coffin although he's getting pretty moldy.

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Chill if you can on next fest though. We're discussing a lot of things right now regarding making the nest fest one of the best in terms of prizes, theme, and voting processes and winner selections so it may not be tomorrow or this week even for next fest. Then again it maybe.

But lets meet halfway and you guys chill on that for a bit and we'll do our best to get the results up very soon.

Thanks.

- Jack

Seein' as how you're a Mod now would that disqualify you from prizes? :E
 
Jack has shared screen time and dialog with Denzel Washington. If that doesn't disqualify him, then nothing will :)



Edited to add: I just re-read that and it sounds like I'm saying I don't like Denzel. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm referring to JDS being an elite actor :thumbsup:
 
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Didn't get a chance to post a comment on this thread..... strangely enough, it was closed! Hmmmmmmm.....

Anyway, great to see the old DVXUSERnews getting some use again, Mark! Very funny.

(You Bastard! :) )

-Ted
 
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