Weird pet peeves?

Yeah that's one of my PP's too... but rlm got several Laugh Out Loud moments from me when I read that post. Good Ones.
 
rlm7189 said:
7. Smokers who get annoyed at non-smokers for getting annoyed at smokers. (sorry Yankee, it's nothing personal...this doesn't necessarily pertain to you)
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Anyone want to guess my new pet peeve? :laugh:
 
TheYankee said:
This pet peeve only hits me once a week, but its in full effect right now...

Mondays
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That brings up another one.....

Every person in an office who since 'Office Space' thinks it's funny to say 'looks like someone has a case of the Monday's' everytime I'm less than thrilled at the beginning of the week.

ugh.
 
Here here.

God I hate them. Some more than others. I know it's cliche' to hate Mondays. And many times I can deal, but today, this Monday, sucks.

Oh, another pet peeve: Older women who wear bright really bright red lipstick and don't realize that the red is bleeding into the cracks and wrinkles in their upper lip. Disgusting.

Rick
 
The use of "prolly", instead of "probably". I mean, wtf is "prolly"?

The use of "could of", instead of "could have". I suppose it is because the contraction, "could've", sounds like "could of".
 
rlm7189 said:
Oh, another pet peeve: Older women who wear bright really bright red lipstick and don't realize that the red is bleeding into the cracks and wrinkles in their upper lip. Disgusting.

Rick
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Dude that is screaming out loud funny... or SOLF.

May this thread never die.:engel017:
 
EDIT: Oops sorry. Thought you might be ironically challenged. My bad < hey that's another one. I hate that.

Here's another pet peeve... "Coldest beer in town".

Hey let's go there... they've thrown caution to the wind and set the 'fridge at 6 instead of the more conservative "5".

I want to make a short where we investigate these claims of "coldest beer in town"... the BTS of the documentary could get pretty good by the end.
 
Locally we hear "coldest beer you ever tasted" in a lot of radio ads.

Why not "the warmest jacket you ever looked at"... or "the shiniest CD you ever listened to"?

Since when is temperature a characteristic of taste? Mmm, these horse-crap brownies are the warmest I've ever tasted.
 
Zack Attack said:
Anyone have any weird pet peeves they wish to share? We all have ones about bad drivers, people who are rude, etc...but do you have any weird ones?

Here is a couple of mine (that I can think of):

I don't like things that taste the way something else (not related to it) smells. For example I once had some sort of drink that tastes like the smell of those Christmas candles.

I don't like the feeling of a fresh newspaper on my fingers.

There are 2, I probably will think of more.



Sorry, I am really bored at work.
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oh yeah i have a ton of weird pet peeves... i hate it when people dress their dogs and cats up in human clothes (not too weird but still a top one) i hate it when people sneeze and don't cover their mouth... i'll leave a room if someone does that... my weirdest one though is signs above doorways that say a room number or something on them, i have to fix them so they arent crooked... there is one at my school that i have to fix every time i pass it.. it irritates the heck out of me.
 
ravinesedge said:
i hate it when people dress their dogs and cats up in human clothes.
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This statement is ripe for the picking... I have so many jokes flooding through my brain it hurts. I get your point, but this makes me wonder how many dogs can wear actual human clothes... the buying process... and if there's a market for more formal k9 wear. I think I'm gonna' go get a black bow-tie for my mean-ass dalmation... maybe he wouldn't be so terrifying to the neighbor kids. My brother had a weiner dog and I drew "magician's eyebrows" on him with a sharpy right before he took him into the vet.:cheesy:
 
The really crazy thing is I kept 'em on there for weeks... if I went over there and they were wearing off I freshened 'em up. Finally after about the third time I went to do it and "weiner" (original name) nipped me. My guess is that he picked a fight with himself in the mirror and finally realized who the other dog with all the attitude was.

After he nipped me I yelled at him. "Weiner!? When you thought that poop nugget was chasing you, who saved you!? Well that's the last time I pull two feet of tinsel out of YOUR ass..."
 
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