Wanna Levitate? Get a 'Low Mode Cage'

[Jordan_S]

from http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Low-Mode-ca...tem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5191d58cea

 

[Sad Max]

That looks like a Magiqcam. I have one of those...low-mode cage and all...

...why does the head on that baby look photoshopped-in...?

 

[Jordan_S]

Although a baby's head is not proportionate in size to the rest of its body, this one's is enormous. Plus, they've got the baby posed like a puppy. Not to mention, they're both floating.

 

[Sad Max]

Yeah. Definitely needed that first cup of coffee, this morning...

 

[Hawk Teflon]

Looks so natural!

 

[Sad Max]

It's really the ability to not-cast-shadows that I'd like to achieve...

 

[Jordan_S]

But then how would you entertain yourself if you couldn't create shadow puppets?

 

[Sad Max]

Good point.

 

[Erik Olson]

Vampires.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

Well that's clearly not a REAL vampire. He's not sparkling.

 

[Sad Max]

There's a little sparkle up top. But it's probably hair gel.

 

[Erik Olson]

Bram Stoker's or True Blood or Twilight vampires sparkle? My daughter might know, but I do not.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

Yeah, the Twilight vampires sparkle. It looks pretty ridiculous.

 

[Everts]

never got that spakle thing, thought that they got it better in Blade :
Stand in the sun and you gracefully disperse !

 

[Sad Max]

The vampire's been getting gradually p*ssified over the last hundred years.

From an ancient monster like Nosferatu to sparkly-in-the-sunlight pouty whingey teen heart-throbs. It's pretty sad.

 

[Erik Olson]

Vlad was a true inspiration for fans of horror.

 

[Sad Max]

Not to mention impalement aficionados.