Van Helsing

MattC said:
I just don't get it.....

Why was it so bad? It's a fluff fantasy movie, it's not supposed to be deep or anything.... You didn't find it fun?

The Mummy was a fluff fantasy film and I loved every single second of it.

This movie just sucked. :undecided :lipsrseal And I love Abbot and Costello and all of the old school Universal.

Maybe if we saw Kate nekkid'
 
Yes, Kate naked would have made it MUCH better. Really, you only got one a$$ shot in the beginning (clothed) and then it was just wishful thinking after that. Very disappointing. And I agree, the Mummy movies were much better...
 
Van Helsing could've done with a vampire orgy like Copolla's Dracula.

I thought it was an unspoken rule in Hollywood that bad vampire films are supposed to have obligatory nudity/sex scenes. Should be a rule. :evil:

Hmm...just had a random thought, two versions of a film in theatres. The PG13 version that plays until 9 at night, and the raunchy R rated no holds barred vampire sex version that plays after 9PM. Wish we had adult choices for films instead of PC/PG13 watered down versions.
 
Uhg... I would have passed... And I love seeing sex in movies, but another cheesy slasher/vampire film??? I hate that stuff....
 
This movie was a BAD, long videogame cutscene. Not even hotcha Kate and Wolverine could come close to saving it from their poorly digitized clones.
 
MattC said:
Lame, if I want to see a sex scene, I'll pop in a Jenna Jameson flick...

Haha, yeah, sex and death don't really mix well with me.... guess I'm weird.
 
i hated the van helsing trailer so I never bothered to se the movie. And by reading your commentary I dont think I´ll ever se it.

I hate CG characters...
 
MattC said:
Fine, I'm an idiot....

Wouldn't be the first time....

:-(
'S okay, Matt. You are not the only one who lives on the Island of Misfit Toys... you can count me in as your ally :grin: :beer:
 
Jubal28 said:
NOBODY wants to play with a Jerry-in-the-Box . . .
That's been a problem since the kindergarden. I wonder if my square head and three arms have anything to do with it...
 
DOn't mean to bring Van Helsing back from the world of the undead, but just came across a picture of the fire that broke out at that castle I mentioned:
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Just watched it today. It's a good thing Kate didn't get killed off early in the film. She's the only reason I watched the whole thing.
I actually liked the transition the flying vampire chicks made from CG to real when they would land. Pretty lame overall though.
 
I went to the theater when it came out and after the first minute i was like oh **** i have to sit through this whole movie. Really bad stuff.
 
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