Transylmania

Transylmania

  • I've already seen it, and loved it. Can't wait to see it again.

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • I have my tickets in hand. So excited I may wet myself.

    Votes: 4 66.7%

  • I'm standing in line to buy my tickets.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Making plans to see it a second time.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Total voters
    6
So we're ten or so minutes into the film, and we've already had references to drug-muling, lots of horse flatulence and a midget.

And not a single laugh.

I'm at the point where I'd rather have a colonoscopy than watch the rest of this movie.
 
I'm also pretty sure they color-corrected parts of this in Magic Bullet Looks. Not a good sign.



And more horse flatulence.
 
That joke was not funny. You're standards are gone.

There are few things more painful than a comedy that is not funny.

Chemical burns, for one.

Man-rape, for two.

Both of which I'd rather have right now.
 
This film is having an interesting effect. It's making me feel better about myself, and whatever modest amount of creative talent I may have.


Oh, and finally, nudity. Things are improving.
 
This movie will do for Romanian tourism what T-Pain has done for auto-tuning.


Ooh, they have an Iron Maiden at Rasvan University! Sweet!
 
And a midget angrily grinds an axe as his humpbacked daughter watches.


How bad is this movie? I'd rather be watching Robot Chicken.
 
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