Things you don't want to hear...

[CallaghanFilms]

...the bad news: the Russians don't want us. The good news: grape Kool-Aid for everyone!!!

 

[Postmaster]

"umm... not exactly..."


Frank

 

[Jester2138]

"Just one more time, OK? Just one more. I swear, one more................ OK, for real now, the next take is the last............. OK seriously this time..."

 

[mikkowilson]

I'm late.



- Mikko

 

[Paul Hudson]

Will you work for food and credit?

 

[Erik Olson]

Whoop, whoop, Terrain, Terrain, Pull Up...

 

[Luis Caffesse]

"This will look great on your reel."

 

[Sad Max]

Whoop, whoop, Terrain, Terrain, Pull Up...

...and the ever-popular

HOOT HOOT *stall warning* HOOT HOOT

 

[Erik Olson]

...and the ever-popular

HOOT HOOT *stall warning* HOOT HOOT

Ha ha... good times, good times.

 

[xmephestox]

"Hey Bro, wanna play gamecube in our boxers?"

 

[bill totolo]

This game-changer marks a sea-change in the way we do business which will provide our clients with closure.

 

[Sad Max]

...particularly as we leverage proprietary, vertically-integrated media via developing technologies.

 

[Erik Olson]

This thread represents a paradigm-shift in the way we communicate the things we never wish to hear.

 

[Mark Harris]

I think I want to add "Do what I do..." to the list.

 

[Erik Olson]

L O L. And I mean LOL in the most condescending way.

 

[Sad Max]

I think I want to add "Do what I do..." to the list.

I also offer LOL to that, although I offer it ironically and not condescendingly.

 

[Batutta]

My friend literally heard this when he was getting laser eye surgery...

"Ooops..."

They put an eye patch on him and made him come back 6 weeks later.

 

[Sad Max]

Did he also get a cutlass and a parrot...?

 

[Jordan_S]

how Breaking Bad will end...

 

[Blaine]

"some assembly required"