Things you don't want to hear...

[Batutta]

Was reminded of this because of the HBO movie, but once when my mother was very ill in the hospital, I was waiting in the lobby when over the PA system came "Paging Dr. Kevorkian..."

 

[tmnt]

I'm pregnant.... It's your brothers.

 

[Charli]

goodbye

 

[JAWflyer3]

I'm pregnant.

/thread

 

[Hawk Teflon]

"We've found the bodies."

 

[kyotonils]

Welcome to Syria. The bunkers are on the left. Start running.

 

[Richard J. Johnson]

You are NOT the father.

 

[ZazaCast]

What's that 'click' when I tip my camera?

 

[Richard J. Johnson]

I used to be a man.

 

[ZazaCast]

^ lmao!

 

[armisiano]

So I borrowed your video camera on Saturday, and...

 

[Mike Harvey]

What's that 'click' when I tip my camera?

:thumbsup:

 

[mainstreetprod]

Sweetheart, can you step out in the garage for a minute? Don't worry, I'm OK....:embarasse

 

[Doc Bernard]

Phonecall:

"Uh, honey, I just got a call from the clinic. You might want to see a doctor."

 

[HorseFilms]

Remember how we told the children never to play by the railroad tracks?
-- George Carlin

 

[mainstreetprod]

This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!

 

[CallaghanFilms]

...Do you take Orenthal James Simpson to be your lawful wedded husband...

 

[Mike Harvey]

Hold my beer and watch this...

 

[Sad Max]

"We have notes."

"We've made a minor adjustment to the schedule."

"We just lost a stage."

"The show is going to Canada."

 

[Steve Laramie]

"Our film is guaranteed to get into Sundance."