Roger Clemens Testimony....

G U I L T Y

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Clemens' is starting to change his earlier statement concerning certain discussions... "he's misremembering"

He's running around a bit now. Did that conversation happen or do you not recall it, remember... you are under oath. "I don't recall it"
 
all baseball player done use somekind of illegal drugs, just the stupid ones get caught. And I mean all, from the begining til now. You can get made because I said that all you want.
 
Meh, I won't get mad at you for stating your ill-informed opinion. But your slaughter of the English language and proper grammar must be punished!

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He's either completely innocent (which I HIGHLY doubt) or the stupidest man in baseball (MUCH more likely). He's turning his "cause" into a felony and very well might do jail time.

Contrite and he probably would have been kept out of the HOF for an undetermined amount of time. As it is, he's likely to be kept out of the Hall and behind bars. Cellmates with Barry?
 
we're writing a spot for a sporting goods store. A 10-year-old little league player named Mikey is answering questions at a press conference. Here's a piece:

MIKEY: Well first of all Roger Clemens is an Idiot and second of all this guy can't ask me questions anymore.

REPORTER: Mikey when the Mitchell Report came out --

MIKEY: Okay, I've read the Mitchell Report, and, frankly, Tommy Mitchell deserved that grade. He's a straight A student, has been since Kindergarten, and his insights on the Roman Empire are astounding. Next Question.
 
Well, on the one hand, somebody has to do something about it, because baseball could seemingly care less, and even if they did care, the player's union won't let them do anything. On the other hand, though, and especially given that this hearing is in front of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, there is a whole laundry list of better things they could be doing. Unfortunately, those sorts of things don't give the committee members a lot of face time on anything but CSPAN...
 
brianluce said:
Amen brother.

A trillion dollar war, broken health care system, Global warming, and congress is talking about a festering boil on a baseball player's butt.
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Must resist temptation to say things that will get thread closed. Although I agree with the last clause. :beer:
 
Michael Anthony Horrigan said:
Clemens' is starting to change his earlier statement concerning certain discussions... "he's misremembering"

He's running around a bit now. Did that conversation happen or do you not recall it, remember... you are under oath. "I don't recall it"
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LMAO

"misremembering" ! That's awesome.

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Dude is as bad as Bonds; Andy and Chuck have both come forward and said 'Yeah, I did it ...'. But mysteriously, Roger is the only one of the bunch who is innocent.

Reminds of when he threw the broken bat at Piazza. It was

ROID RAGE

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