what could you possibly be shooting while drunk that would even need to have time spent on it in post?.. further more... why would there be a post production on something shot while you were drinking?
Tell them you did it that way on purpose, an artistic statement about how the commercialization of Christmas, juxtaposed against the cruel conditions and unregulated child labor in much of the third world, has left us all with blood on our hands which is symbolized by the wash of red. If anyone looks at you weird, just start yelling about your "artistic integrity" and the subjectiveness of art. Then calm yourself down, look at them with a cross of pity and disgust and walk away...
I wonder if theres a way to apply photoshop plugins to dvx footage. I did a batch frame by frame but that eats up a ton of space; ie 24 720x480 .bmp files per second. I already tried it, real pain that way.