My 1,000th Post: Why you should not eat rat poison!

TwistedLincoln

TwistedLincoln

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I haven't been around as much as usual the last few months, but I have returned in triumph for my 1,000th post.

While I know it is tradition around these parts to post a video on one's 1,000th post, I am too busy / lazy to do that... so instead, I will post something far more valuable:

A bullet-pointed list of the reasons why you should not eat rat poison!


  • It doesn't taste good.
  • You will likely die.
  • If you don't die, you will still have explain to people why you ate rat poison.
  • You won't have any rat poison left to kill rats.
  • Rats will run free throughout the earth.
  • There will be no more food for humans because the rats will have eaten it all.
  • You will start to starve.
  • Someone will hit you over the head with a pipe and take the last of your food.
  • You will then die anyway.

Now that I've saved you from certain death, I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who has helped me here over the years. This forum has been very informative and educational in many ways, and I am pleased to have participated in it.

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Geez, I hate to pee on someone's 1000th post, but actually, millions of people eat rat poison every day to prevent strokes and other thromboembolisms (see coumadin/warfarin).

It's a dosage kinda thing.
 
TwistedLincoln, thank you! You have lowered the bar. I was getting a bit nervous, with my not owning a decent camera anymore.

Whew!
 
Yeah, Doc... you're getting close to that 1000 mark. Maybe do a "guns 'n grammar" vlog?

Of course, I completely blew past any kind of 100th post fanfare. Maybe I'll do something for 2000.
 
LMFAO!!!!!! "Guns 'n Grammar" Now that is hilarious! That takes English classes to a whole new level.

I am hoping to have the Indie-Arms demo reel done by then. I have a crew working on it now. Damn! Now I am another post closer to the deadline.
 
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Looking forward to your 1,000th Doc. Are you beating your ASF count? I don't remember. I haven't been on there in a while :P
 
lhryshko said:
Geez, I hate to pee on someone's 1000th post, but actually, millions of people eat rat poison every day to prevent strokes and other thromboembolisms (see coumadin/warfarin).

It's a dosage kinda thing.
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I laugh. Okay, how about "Why you should not eat rat poison without a doctor's supervision"... :violent5:
 
Congrats, man. I'm currently in your neck of the woods. Just passed through bourbon, MO. As opposed to most, where bourbon passes through them.
 
TwistedLincoln said:
While I know it is tradition around these parts to post a video on one's 1,000th post, I am too busy / lazy to do that... so instead, I will post something far more valuable:
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What's to stop you from doing a Betrayalfest film involving rat poison? I mean, to make up for your lack of 1K vid. :evil::evil:
 
Eating rat poison w/o doctor's guidance is one way to establish yourself as a badass.

Well, assuming that you survive.
 
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