Movie dialogue that should be retired.

dvxhutch said:
'Ooh mooey mooey I love you!'

'My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!'

'Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.'

'Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble? '

'Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'? '

'Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!'

'Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?'

'How wude!'

'Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back. '

'Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?'

'Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.'

'Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished. '

'Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.'
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Just spit coffee all over my monitors laughing, kudos
 
I was just asking someone the other day. Why do the guys in these cop shows all wear suits and ties and the women wear tank tops, jean, and short jackets?
 
dunno if that's always true
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Albuquerque
Two guys on the left are a city cop (black guy) and to his right U.S. Marshall boss. The two on the right are U.S. Marshalls. His jacket is a country / western jacket BTW.
civilians in the middle


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Los Angeles
city major crimes division bosses and detectives.


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NYC sex crimes detectives, boss, attorney, shrink


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Feds except for the two men on stools and the woman in the skirt.


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EDIT: Baltimore Detectives

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Same show, same actress more casual. Standing black guy is the boss. White lady is an attorney. Rest are detectives.
 
How long have you been holding onto that one, waiting for just the right time, Jack? :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
Something that's always bothered me is when a movie opens with, or has a scene that you think is part of the movie, then someone yells cut and we pull back to see the camera and crew...giving people the impression that while you're shooting the movie is being cut, foleyed, adr'd, mixed, and scored with fully completed special effects live on set.
 
"A storm's coming..."

Be it metaphorical, literal, or in most cases, both.

What's funny is I'm using that line in a movie too... as a joke though.
 
Batutta said:
Something that's always bothered me is when a movie opens with, or has a scene that you think is part of the movie, then someone yells cut and we pull back to see the camera and crew...giving people the impression that while you're shooting the movie is being cut, foleyed, adr'd, mixed, and scored with fully completed special effects live on set.
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But it worked so well in Who Framed Roger Rabbit... (**** off, I'm serious)
 
My all time favorite is so sneaky and insidious that it shows up all the time and nobody notices:

"What are you doing here?"

It's not only a cliche, but it is usually a lost opportunity to reveal character or plot.

Like almost everything else mentioned in this thread, it's just lazy writing.
 
WHy the villains should **** with the lead actor in an action movie !!!

WHy the villains should **** with the lead actor in an action movie !!!

OK its been a while but they stopped doing these.


Steven Seagal still does it probably in every movies he makes..... halfway through the movie somebody close to the lead character explains why you should not mess with the lead character. Its so lame.

Usually it starts like :

"You think you ve got the situation under control you dont kwow who youre dealing with."
reasons why he's a kickass

"He's a green barade , marine , navy seals, .....belly dancer."
"Did 3 tours in Nam, Kuwait , columbia.... American Idols"
"Lost his wife, father family brutally murdered.....pet alligator."
( Propably couldntl hold his job at KFC)

Then the warning
You'll be counting body bags likes it 1999.

Im not sure about this but I believe this scene originated from
First Blood, where Richard Crenna comes to take Sylvester Stallone home.


Most likely we will see this part in Expandables aswell.
 
The line was

If you're going after John Rambo, you'll need one more thing.

What's that?

A good supply of body bags.


It was a good line the first time that Richard Crenna delivered it. After that...not so great.
 
Everts said:
OK its been a while but they stopped doing these.


Steven Seagal still does it probably in every movies he makes..... halfway through the movie somebody close to the lead character explains why you should not mess with the lead character. Its so lame.

Usually it starts like :

"You think you ve got the situation under control you dont kwow who youre dealing with."
reasons why he's a kickass

"He's a green barade , marine , navy seals, .....belly dancer."
"Did 3 tours in Nam, Kuwait , columbia....
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I love the "ironic" version of this, when used properly for comic relief. As in The Last Crusade:

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]
Marcus Brody: Uhhh, does anyone here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek?
 
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