Most scary phrase

[CMcMahon]

"Can we pay in installments? Business has been slow."

Well, maybe business wouldn't have been so slow if you'd sent me the things I needed to finish your website two months ago...

 

[TimurCivan]

"Elle magazine is paying for this...."

 

[xmephestox]

"we don't need a permit..."


and ...

"The PA can do it, it's no big deal."

 

[Postmaster]

Uhh - ohh, I thought you said YOU would bring the... (fill in your favorite gear)

And Yeah:

"we don't need a permit..."

absolute clasic, followed by the "police" line.


Frank

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

When spoken on set after production begins: "I want more money than we agreed on and I won't work unless I get it"

 

[Sad Max]

See, I don't find that one scary 'cause I'm usually the person saying it...

/kidding

 

[diego1235467]

"He said he would bring it..."

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

"Nescafé".

 

[Isaac_Brody]

" I got a haircut"

An actor a couple days into a film I directed a long time ago.

 

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

On arriving to set to shoot the police scene. "They decided not to give us the Police uniforms."
(this was after the entire cast and crew left a town where uniforms could have been rented or purchased, then driving an hour to a remote location).

 

[Batutta]

If you're a director--

"Mr. Busey has arrived on set."

If you're a DP--

"Mr. Bale has arrived on set."

 

[diego1235467]

If you're Terry Gilliam -

"Mr. Ledger hasn't arrived on set."

 

[dre83]

"There are no more candy's or chocolates".

 

[Scott F]

If you're a director--

"Mr. Busey has arrived on set."

If you're a DP--

"Mr. Bale has arrived on set."

If you're a PA--

"Oh s**t! Mr. O Russel hasn't left the set. Look out, he's about to pop out of the side door!"

 

[CMcMahon]

If you're Terry Gilliam -

"Mr. Ledger hasn't arrived on set."

 

[TimurCivan]

If you're Terry Gilliam -

"Mr. Ledger hasn't arrived on set."

Too soon....

 

[Batutta]

If you're Megan Fox--

"I'm sorry, the mystic tanning machine is broken."

 

[David G. Smith]

On micro-budget film shoot (back when you could make those).... To the camera operator.... "Hey, where are your glasses?"!

Response, even scarier..... "Trust me, "Focus is my middle name"!

We lost a whole days shooting because of the soft focus.

 

[CallaghanFilms]

No, the scariest would be "Mr. Ledger has arrived on set."

 

[diego1235467]

Zombie!