Lawrie's Dating Ad for a DVXUSER LADY!!

Aweee Marshall Darling!!! You said before you were almost SICK with loveliness!!! But come on this is all helping bring out your feminine side! MUAH! hehehe
 
Aweeee righto! The time has come!!!

Yes a few of you may have discerned that my romantic appeals in these videos have left a somewhat limited pool of er ladies, namely one, Miss Sarah Daly!

Sarah is someone whom ive experienced the utmost honour of working with, as a scriptwriter, and as the beneficiary of her incredible songwriting and singing talents.

While knowing her a in a professional capacity she became over time a dear friend, a person to whom i feel with, a special connection that i have not experienced before.

Had it not been for Alex Whitmer, none of us would have had the pleasure of her company on this forum, and had it not been for dvxuser i would never have met Sarah, or had my life take the beautiful turn it has, for knowing her.

As a special friend to whom i wish to share so much more, i want to invite you to join me for dinner, cocktails and various smooches!

Thank you all at dvx for helping make this possible :)

;) Now we just wait for an answer!!!
 
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And now it is out.... We await the response from Sarah.... Has she fallen for this flamboyant Scotsman, or has she already left Ireland for a seculded Island?

Good look Lawrie, my friend.
 
Oh so you mean meeeeee? Suddenly it alllll makes sense hehe!

Ah Lawrie you old rogue! How could I possibly say no - hilarious though it would be after all that :)

You're a strange sort Mister Brewster but so am I - so quit playing computer games, drag your eccentric behind over here and get me a Pina Colada! With a little umbrella dammit!
 
Or the dvxuser Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel er!!! hehehe

And HURRAH im a very very honoured man Sarah!!! Pina Colada's are on me for everyone!!!!
 
Wow. I'm practically shocked.

But the development person inside of my is screaming. "Make a film out of this ****."
 
Oh dear God, this smacks so heavily like the Kanye thing.

Farce! A romantic escapade wrapped in falsehood. Any real person would know a woman would fall for me first. The very fact that she is talking to Lawrie and not being married to me right away should prove that.

Alas, yet another publicity stunt, this time foisted on DVXUsers.

Matty, I'll play the lovetorn user that hasn't got a clue, but secretly colludes with the recipient to make himself look normal on the boards. But as a twist, the significant other has no idea I have done this before many times, each time ending with that person dead by my hands in a gruesome fashion. Could very well be a true story, but not sure. Lawrie, care to chime in?
 
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Don't worry Doc! No movie tie in deal - no magazine article hehehe, its just natural babes. The videos indeed are a sweet and amusing tribute for this special lady, but tis real, was heading this way, and ill say, im genuinely happy.

It wouldnt have happened without the dvxuser forum either. :P So - just had to share a bit of all this with you all hehe!
 
Actually I think someone already made a film about online dating.

Nah Doc, clearly I would be the first, even my title says "I'm cute".
 
Just a fortune of the Mods giving you that title. I am very handsome, if I do so say. And I do.

You should hear what the ladies scream every time I approach them in a bar. I think they are telling me what they want in a relationship. "Security!!!!!!" But some big ape of a guy always prevents me from getting any closer.

Just don't understand............
 
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