Kevin Smith's Too Fat to Fly!!!

His website valuation will be 1/5th of what it is in a month when things quite down, now he's making $50k a day from several sites and twittering.
 
"Southwest- Banning Extreme Appearances Since 2007!"

"Southwest- Banning Extreme Appearances Since 2007!"

Everything from this............................. To this:
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Remember her?
"Southwest explained its treatment of Ebbert in a letter to her mother, saying it could remove any passenger “whose clothing is lewd, obscene or patently offensive” to ensure the comfort of children and “adults with heightened sensitivities.”

Maybe Smith's adjacent passengers had "heightened sensitivities" too?
Or it was his "patently offensive" shorts?

See? It's not just the Weight Challenged that Southwest bans!
It's the Clothing Challenged too!!!


Too fat to fly, too sexy to fly... what's next? Too smart/stupid/ugly to fly?
 
Dude... c'mon... people come in all shapes and intellects regardless of C.O.O.*

As for the chick up there... I wouldn't mind if she invaded my purchased volume of space :) Hell I'd be thrilled if her and I had a connecting flight.



I have nothing against Kevin Smith... but I have mixed feelings about him using his celebrity in this manner... since I think it's more about a couple people... then it is about an airline with the highest customer satisfaction.

*okay, americans do tend to be too fat.
 
I like Smith. He reminds me of a lot the people I like to hang out with...all 3 of them.

This is just mindless tempest in a teapot stuff. He just sits back and stirs to see what happens.

As for air travel, I wear a speedo and a mesh tank top. Nobody sits too close.
 
I swear some day I will follow through with wearing a parachute in my seat.

My exit-row window seat.

What?! This plane is going to Chicago? Aw, hell, I'l just get off over Tucson.
 
Ok, Kevin's PR campaing that I spoke about is now in full force, YES, now, again.

Ha ha ha ha, Good times :)
 
Zim said:
Jack he knows the policy. Is it fair to the person who has to sit next to him? So Kevin Smith or anyone buys two seats because they are overweight. I'm sure that policy is put into place to make flying more comfortable for the other passengers.
Well Kevin wants to get home sooner so he takes a earlier flight. Policy is he can't fly unless there are two seats he can buy. So he has to get off the plane.
Sorry if the airlines doesn't always follow their own rules. But rules are rules and Kevin Smith shouldn't be able to break them and make some other person have a bad flight.

He shouldn't get special treatment. He has the money he can fly on another airlines first class. I don't feel sorry for him.
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Man F#CK rules. Wheres the common sense? I don't feel sorry for him really but thats besides the point. People are F'ing stupid and it's a shame we all fall into that category.
 
As a sound guy I sometimes have to lav up guys like that... to determine mic position in relation to the mouth we roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
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