It's time for a Caption Contest

[Zander]

 

[HorseFilms]

"If you don't help me off of this ridiculous thing, I will f*cking shoot you!"

 

[TimurCivan]

Drop The Frappaccino!!!!!! Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

"TOKYO, JAPAN - Tokyo police stations are starting to use genetically enhanced officers, complete with surgically attached segways. Says one cop, 'It's great for on the job, but it gets really tricky once I home, if you know what I mean.'"

 

[Simon Höfer]

Can you see how skinny their legs are already?

 

[Kirk Gillock]

- Ladies and gentleman. The terrorists have won.


- Because of budget cuts some countries have had to cut back on their Super-Soldier programs.


- Captain! You'll have to go in without me. ...I forgot to charge this thing last night.

 

[dillont]

"Two high fashion terrorists hold up a confused cross-dressing horse on segways in Toronto."

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'WHEEL OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

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"OMG, they're using their LEGS!"

 

[Batutta]

The big-screen remake of CHiPS had to improvise after some budget cuts.

 

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

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"OMG, they're using their LEGS!"

My favourite so far! :grin:

 

[alveraz]

Just before the first shot, rookies Bill and Mike hear a few distant chuckles, and realize their new "Swat-Mobile's" aren't as super cool as they were told.


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[gco]

That first round is gonna knock them on their butts :shocked:

 

[Anhar_Miah]

"101 things you should NOT do with a Segway"

"Segway Manual Page 254: Using fire-arms is ill advised, as two hands are required to operate the Segway"

 

[Rick Meyer]

"You idiot! I didn't say SEGWAY. I said GETAWAY. I said bring a GETAWAY car."

 

[Jason Adams]

Finally a cop with less respect than the mall security guard...Congrats random Asain country

 

[Zander]

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are seen rehearsing a scene for their new movie, Rush Hour 4: Pedestrian Traffic.

 

[ProfessorU]

Your forgot my ninja army is equipped with (+3 attack) handguns and (+4 speed) Segways.

 

[Zander]

 

[DerrickTempleton]

AzN Pwnage

 

[Postmaster]

New Tokio anti discrimination law allows handicaped persons to join the swat teams.

Frank

 

[Christian Neil]

Due to some translation issues with old T.J. Hooker episodes, the barrel roll out of the police car took on a slightly updated look in Tokyo...