Important Safety Tip (Dogs)

Sad Max

Artful Dodger
...when chatting with Jessica Alba's personal assistant (on the second glass of Cabernet plus a Glenlivet+rocks), and she dreamily mentions her beloved Cocker Spaniel/Maltese puppy...do not get clever and ask if a Cocker Spaniel mixed with a Maltese yields a "Cocktease..."

And usually, I hate cutesy dog-breed names...
 
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