I wish I was a hot single chick (CL ad)

Hawk Teflon

Hawk Teflon

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http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/tlg/1876954767.html

"I am in need of a beautiful woman to pose as my girlfriend for my brother’s wedding in Puerto Rico in three weeks. I am a lawyer with very little time to go out and meet people, but I cannot take the humiliation of showing up alone at my little brother’s wedding alone. This will include accompanying me to and from Puerto Rico and all of the wedding events in between, I am willing to pay for clothes if needed. There will also need to be a 2 to 3 dates before the trip to make sure we get along, establish a back story, and develop a rapport. The first half of the $5,000 the day we leave for the island and the other half will be paid on the day of return, can be cash or check. I am looking for an actress or model, no hookers or escorts, there will be no sex involved. Please send multiple clear pictures (evening wear would be great) and a brief description of your background.
Someone who can dance would be a plus for the reception."
 
Now if I can only find a CL ad (from a woman - had to stipulate that 'cause you guys have twisted minds) looking for a mildly attractive 40 year old man, such as myself. Heck for $5,000, a little Doc Lovin' would be thrown in for free.
 
yep not the first time i've seen a similar ad either. last time it was a composer in hollywood asking for a fake girlfriend to be his arm candy for some big hollywood bash so he can impress all the execs and not seem like a neckbeard living in his mom's basement
 
Mark Harris said:
It's not just a CL ad, it's a hit romantic comedy...
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Dibs on Male Lead!!!!!! (Doc is slashin' prices!!!!!!!!!! This week only............I will do a hot chick for only 2,500.00 and go to her cousin's wedding. Yes, you heard me right! Half off! Operators are standing by, don't miss out!!!!!)
 
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