I Like Guns!

LOL, I like the fact he had to go out of country for this. He even scares me. And I consider myself an enthusiast.
 
zakart said:
this is a great music video
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Yeah, was that fun or what?.....--well cut and well "shot"--LOL. Pretty good image quality for YouTube also. Obviously that was not shot in Australia.
The fact that he was able to access the big toys was pretty neat. Have to admit I never fired an RPG. That guy would be my first pick for a next door neighbor. He is the last guy on earth anybody would ever need to worry about.
 
I have to laugh at his slightly cocked mouth... like "oooh yeahhhh... that's right ladies and gentlemen... I AM capable of operating a metal finger switch"...

... and yet nobody thinks I'm a bad ass even though I've mastered the Salad Shooter (tm)... I don't take fruits and vegetables out from a SAFE distance... NO!... I'm like a freakin' Navy Seal Commando!... I sneak right up on my vegetable-prey... grab 'em when they aren't looking... and then force 'em to their death through a spinning-freakin'-blade!!!

...and then I spray on a little EXTRA-PEPPERY vinaigrette.
 
MattinSTL said:
I have to laugh at his slightly cocked mouth... like "oooh yeahhhh... that's right ladies and gentlemen... I AM capable of operating a metal finger switch"...

... and yet nobody thinks I'm a bad ass even though I've mastered the Salad Shooter (tm)... I don't take fruits and vegetables out from a SAFE distance... NO!... I'm like a freakin' Navy Seal Commando!... I sneak right up on my vegetable-prey... grab 'em when they aren't looking... and then force 'em to their death through a spinning-freakin'-blade!!!

...and then I spray on a little EXTRA-PEPPERY vinaigrette.
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That is too funny. Thank you for that!

I smell a short......... Maybe done in a "Hitchcock-style" and with "Tarantino-type" ending. Must hear the veggies screaming, and see the cucumber juice dripping on to the counter top.

Matt can sit, eating his salad, veggie juice dripping from his face with a wild and evil look on his face.
 
MattinSTL said:
......... nobody thinks I'm a bad ass even though I've mastered the Salad Shooter (tm)... I don't take fruits and vegetables out from a SAFE distance... NO!... I'm like a freakin' Navy Seal Commando!... I sneak right up on my vegetable-prey... grab 'em when they aren't looking... and then force 'em to their death through a spinning-freakin'-blade!!!
...and then I spray on a little EXTRA-PEPPERY vinaigrette.
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C2V said:
"Give me a sarsaparilla...
... in a dirty glass."
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Doc's right, all the makings of a short.
I'm seeing Clint Eastwood here: "You feelin lucky...........Fruit?"
 
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