Half Man, half TREE!

[rawfa]

It's not all bad, though. Can you imagine how much money he's safed on X-Mas trees...Besides he must have earned a lot of dough with the part his family plays on The Lord of the Rings.

 

[Rick Meyer]

"Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.

The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Heh heh... that's funny!® :thumbsup:

 

[Rick Meyer]

lol. Is it me or is your reply trademarked?

 

[TheMacB]

yeah don't try to quote it.

 

[Rick Meyer]

Heh heh... that's funny!® :thumbsup:





I now owe Terry a Royalty.

 

[TimurCivan]

i could have lived my whole life, not seen that, and have been perfectly fine.

 

[MattinSTL]

You wish you couldn't see the forest for the trees?

Do you know what that guy has between his toes? Log Jam.

The guy was going to run for office but everybody said he was too wooden.

I read that Charlie McCarthy is claiming to be his love child...

Jeez... what's buggin' me is how does he shower? (murphy's oil soap)

 

[gco]

Man,..... looks like we just keep sprouting new growth here!
(i hope the mods don't take me out to the woodshed for this one)