ugafan
Looking for a woman
over the years, i've found that being morbidly obese has many drawbacks. but yesterday i had one of the best experiences that a grossly overweight person can have. i visited a water park.
sure, you may be thinking that fat people try to avoid water parks because they don't want to take their shirt off and expose their pasty, blubbery body to the rest of the world. they may not like all the steps, or having to stand on their feet for an extended period of time. not to mention the outrageous food prices that parks charge. but i'm here to tell you the great advantage to all those extra pounds.
really fat guy + gigantic water slide = tremendous speed. :thumbsup:
there was one slide that had 6 lanes so you can race the people around you. you lay down on your belly and go face first down three hills on a slippery mat. even though i started behind everyone, once i picked up speed i began rocketing past people. i noticed that while others stayed in contact with the slide the entire time, i actually went airborne going down the hills. i even heard this one kid to the left of me yell out in an amazement, "whooaaaa!", as i flew past him. it was pretty damn awesome.
so i started thinking, how can i share this thrilling experience with others? then it hit me.. what about a rental service where patrons can rent a fat guy to go down the slide with. pretty much i could accompany you on any slide that allows multiple people in a tube or raft. after all, why ride down a slide as a person of average weight, when you can rent me and barrel through the turns like you're part of a 4 man german bobsled? :cheesy:
i want to hear your input. what should i name this company, and what guidelines should i set?
sure, you may be thinking that fat people try to avoid water parks because they don't want to take their shirt off and expose their pasty, blubbery body to the rest of the world. they may not like all the steps, or having to stand on their feet for an extended period of time. not to mention the outrageous food prices that parks charge. but i'm here to tell you the great advantage to all those extra pounds.
really fat guy + gigantic water slide = tremendous speed. :thumbsup:
there was one slide that had 6 lanes so you can race the people around you. you lay down on your belly and go face first down three hills on a slippery mat. even though i started behind everyone, once i picked up speed i began rocketing past people. i noticed that while others stayed in contact with the slide the entire time, i actually went airborne going down the hills. i even heard this one kid to the left of me yell out in an amazement, "whooaaaa!", as i flew past him. it was pretty damn awesome.
so i started thinking, how can i share this thrilling experience with others? then it hit me.. what about a rental service where patrons can rent a fat guy to go down the slide with. pretty much i could accompany you on any slide that allows multiple people in a tube or raft. after all, why ride down a slide as a person of average weight, when you can rent me and barrel through the turns like you're part of a 4 man german bobsled? :cheesy:
i want to hear your input. what should i name this company, and what guidelines should i set?
As a quite skinny guy I tend to be on the slow side.
