Euphemism Generator

[Terry_Lasater]

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[Isaac_Brody]

[FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men

tossing the Polish darkness.[/FONT][FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]
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[HorseFilms]

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
transmitting the perpetual sausage.


and

As the kids say, she was
entering the Appalachian hedges.

 

[Blaine]

You can't expect me to believe you were only

shampooing the hedges.​

 

[Luis Caffesse]

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

dusting the lucky flambé.​

 

[Sad Max]

[FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been
running down the nether pachyderm.

well hell, that coulda been offa CNN last night...


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[Barry_Green]

Needless to say, I promptly began

punishing the Mexican egg

 

[ChipG]

I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
biting the smurfy monkey.

 

[Alex H.]

Needless to say, I promptly began playing spin the pop star.

 

[Loren Simons]

Hey! Who's been
feeding the flesh batmobile?!
and
Will you stop
firing the ham trophy?!

 

[J Davis]

The render finally finished giving exquisite imagery of our hero
choking the purple dumpling.

 

[Isaac_Brody]

[FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Every morning, he woke up
hugging the Roman sheriff.

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[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been
basting the fallopian bus.

 

[Sad Max]

[FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Every morning, he woke up
hugging the Roman sheriff.

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hey, who doesn't like to hug the sheriff in the morning, at least once in a while?

 

[Batutta]

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
transmitting the roaring chiffarobe


He normally shut his eyes while
juggling the salty emperor.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

He was so drunk, he was literally
running down the flashlight.

As the kids say, she was
pleasing the RV.

 

[Jordan_S]

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above steaming the czar.

 

[TimothyJinx]

Hey! Who's been worshipping the flesh captain?

 

[Erik Olson]

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above spanking the Turkish clam.

 

[Dick Campbell]

The last time I had this much fun, I was

holding the pickle.