Moonwind
Well-known member
Re: Dawn of the Dead...
At the beginning when her husband/boyfriend turned zombie and she escaped to the bathroom we kept yelling at her (like the idiot we are, they NEVER take our suggestions) "DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!" So what does she do? SHE OPENS THE DOOR! Isn't that one of the top 10 things NOT to do when being chased by rotting, dead living corpses - DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!
Oh, well, maybe someday someone will make a horror movie where the lead character DOESN'T OPEN THE DOOR!
Horror Movie Plot:
Character 1: Open the door!
Character 2: I hear growling and bone cruncing from the other side! I'm not opening the phucking door!
Character 3: But you HAVE to open the door to push this idiot subplot along!
Character 2: Its not my fault they only had 3 days to write this stupid script, I'M NOT OPENING THE PHUCKING DOOR!
Director: Open the PHUCKING DOOR!!!
;D
At the beginning when her husband/boyfriend turned zombie and she escaped to the bathroom we kept yelling at her (like the idiot we are, they NEVER take our suggestions) "DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!" So what does she do? SHE OPENS THE DOOR! Isn't that one of the top 10 things NOT to do when being chased by rotting, dead living corpses - DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!
Oh, well, maybe someday someone will make a horror movie where the lead character DOESN'T OPEN THE DOOR!
Horror Movie Plot:
Character 1: Open the door!
Character 2: I hear growling and bone cruncing from the other side! I'm not opening the phucking door!
Character 3: But you HAVE to open the door to push this idiot subplot along!
Character 2: Its not my fault they only had 3 days to write this stupid script, I'M NOT OPENING THE PHUCKING DOOR!
Director: Open the PHUCKING DOOR!!!
;D