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I know exactly what you mean BO!
I even feel inadequate walking onto a job with a GH1... strut in swinging a HMC150 or similar and it's like .... all of a sudden your gender differential has doubled in size!
Blackout - here's my GH2 with a $50 100mm Cavision wide angle square lens hood:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45061726@N00/5439368387/
Not a real matte box (no filter slots), but it's inexpensive, looks "pro" and actually serves a useful purpose. Needed $8 62-77mm and $20 77-100mm adapter rings to make it work with the 14-140.
$10 Cavision soft lens cover here.
The bracket in the picture is a $12 Adorama "C" bracket with a couple of extra cold shoes for impressive-looking lights and recorders!
Good luck in your maskirovka effort. Sorry that you have to waste time impressing the uneducated. I hope they're paying you well, at least ;-)

Walk in, straighten your back, and let your mouth go Tony Stark rabbling technical specs when someone is even close to comment the camera.
This effect is SO huge on clients that I am seriously thinking of going to a bike shop or hardware store, buying random parts and levers and just adding some form of Rube Goldberg / Tim Burtonesque completely and utterly fake levers dials switches and knobs and then meticulously toying with them while making the 'shhhhh' sign with a finger to my lips when anyone asks me what they do.