Caption This!... (teleport)

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[Blaine]

Discovered on the back of a Mayan temple.

 

[CallaghanFilms]

To boldly go stinky...

 

[Gord.T]

I have a hand carved stone Mayan calendar chessboard, carved by Mayans (the board is the calander, the pieces are warriors). Bought it in Mexico in '77. We got drunk one night playing chess and accidentally knocked the head off one of the pieces, otherwise it's worth a couple bucks. I paid 300 Canadian for it then.

Hey, it never comes up. Had to squeegee that in. Get back to work Blain.

 

[Chase]

Beam me up Scotty....

 

[dsto]

Beam me up Potty

 

[Jordan_S]

In the United States, wines labeled Port may come from anywhere in the world, while the names Dao, Oporto, Porto, and Vinho do Porto have been recognized as foreign, non-generic names for wines originating in Portugal. Teleport wine has the unique distinction of being produced from grapes grown and processed in the sewers of New Orleans.

 

[djbobbyrhodes]

where do you think it goes?

 

[Sad Max]

Explains all those vanishing manhole covers. That's where they're going...

 

[simonclivehughes]

Surely this is a Tardis silo?

Cheers,

 

[Captain Pierce]

"You know, Bones, on second thought, maybe you're right. Let's just take the shuttlecraft..."

 

[Kevin Lee]

Them humans have the crappiest teleport system.

 

[MattinSTL]

Beam me up Scotty....

How 'bout "flush me down Scotty!"

 

[Batutta]

The Dharma Initiative's last resort.

 

[Brickhouse]

I have that same chessboard you speak of. Sadly its a cheap tourist item hand carved by a machine in the united states and only worth about 5 bucks.

 

[Captain Pierce]

The Dharma Initiative's last resort.

On the plus side, the only number you have to use down this hatch is "2."

 

[BobDiaz]

All the answers to LOST are found inside...


Bob Diaz

 

[David Jimerson]

I have that same chessboard you speak of. Sadly its a cheap tourist item hand carved by a machine in the united states and only worth about 5 bucks.

A machine with hands?

 

[dsto]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brickhouse
I have that same chessboard you speak of. Sadly its a cheap tourist item hand carved by a machine in the united states and only worth about 5 bucks.

A machine with hands?

hehe. we 're living in the future!

 

[Barry_Green]

Perhaps we should introduce Edward Scissorhands to it?